refjaf55 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 watch this video then i will expalin myself Today i was just randomly looking at videos on youtube and as always i usually put my thoughts on something in football terms. This one video really caught my attention for some reason. In this video, a turtle was trying to eat fish through a plastic bag, nothing would stop this turtle from giving up even though he kept failing. This plastic bag represents the defense and how sometimes you just need to keep on fighting even though you dont suceed because eventually the fish got out of the bag and the turtle took this oppurtunity to finish and eat the fish.In order for us to win a good amount of games this year, we need to just keep on fighting bacause there will be some failure on this team. After a while though, the fish will be released from the bag and we will be able to throw a 80 yard touchdown pass.after reading this you probably think i am some whack job , hey maybe i am, but i think this video has great meaning to the game of football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I ran over a turtle in my car last week. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'm going to guess that you posted that video to Youtube and are trying to get hits. Why you would looking for videos featuring turtles eating fish is beyond me and to further relate them to football is a HUGE reach.Furthermore, to say it's a representation of how the Steelers play football on a Bengals forum is a bit off as well.Something tells me this post wont last long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
refjaf55 Posted July 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'm going to guess that you posted that video to Youtube and are trying to get hits. Why you would looking for videos featuring turtles eating fish is beyond me and to further relate them to football is a HUGE reach.Furthermore, to say it's a representation of how the Steelers play football on a Bengals forum is a bit off as well.Something tells me this post wont last long...wow, i am getting no respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'm going to guess that you posted that video to Youtube and are trying to get hits. Why you would looking for videos featuring turtles eating fish is beyond me and to further relate them to football is a HUGE reach.Furthermore, to say it's a representation of how the Steelers play football on a Bengals forum is a bit off as well.Something tells me this post wont last long...wow, i am getting no respectTry a different approach without references to turtles, and especially the Steelers, and I guarantee you'll fare better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'm going to guess that you posted that video to Youtube and are trying to get hits. Why you would looking for videos featuring turtles eating fish is beyond me and to further relate them to football is a HUGE reach.Furthermore, to say it's a representation of how the Steelers play football on a Bengals forum is a bit off as well.Something tells me this post wont last long...wow, i am getting no respectOk, let me back up...Welcome to the Zone. We love talking about the Bengals, football in general, and a rash of other things.However, in over 6 years of being here, I've never come across a member making a first post like your first post. Like Billy said, turtles, fish, and the Steelers aren't the best way to make a positive first impression with the group we have here on this site.Respect ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 So ... when the Squeelers get out of the bag do we get to eat them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 So ... when the Squeelers get out of the bag do we get to eat them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 So ... when the Squeelers get out of the bag do we get to eat them?Eww. Somebody is going to need a breath mint after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'm going to guess that you posted that video to Youtube and are trying to get hits. That's actually the first thing I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I ran over a turtle in my car last week. True story.DC 1 Turtles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Wow, you can see how great of a debate this thread has turned into huh ??Analogies rule huh ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 So ... when the Squeelers get out of the bag do we get to eat them?Eww. Somebody is going to need a breath mint after that.You're gonna need *shots* after that. Penicillin or tequila, your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 So ... when the Squeelers get out of the bag do we get to eat them?Eww. Somebody is going to need a breath mint after that.You're gonna need *shots* after that. Penicillin or tequila, your choice.Tequila please, and make it Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo. That stuff is top shelf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 I read the initial post in this thread earlier today and was confronted with a rather foreign scenario. I had absolutely nothing to say. Generally it's pretty easy to cook up a thought on whatever is being discussed on the 'Zone, even if I don't always bother to post that thought. Here though, my brain was simply quiet. It's as though the oddity that was this thread caused a syntax error in my head and I had to reboot.No offense to refjaf55, if he/she is really a Bengals fan who wanted to share something with the board. You're off to a unique start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 I read the initial post in this thread earlier today and was confronted with a rather foreign scenario. I had absolutely nothing to say. Generally it's pretty easy to cook up a thought on whatever is being discussed on the 'Zone, even if I don't always bother to post that thought. Here though, my brain was simply quiet. It's as though the oddity that was this thread caused a syntax error in my head and I had to reboot.No offense to refjaf55, if he/she is really a Bengals fan who wanted to share something with the board. You're off to a unique start.Well when you bring turtles into your post, you pretty much wrap up the title of unique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsbengalsbucks Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 watch this video then i will expalin myself Today i was just randomly looking at videos on youtube and as always i usually put my thoughts on something in football terms. This one video really caught my attention for some reason. In this video, a turtle was trying to eat fish through a plastic bag, nothing would stop this turtle from giving up even though he kept failing. This plastic bag represents the defense and how sometimes you just need to keep on fighting even though you dont suceed because eventually the fish got out of the bag and the turtle took this oppurtunity to finish and eat the fish.In order for us to win a good amount of games this year, we need to just keep on fighting bacause there will be some failure on this team. After a while though, the fish will be released from the bag and we will be able to throw a 80 yard touchdown pass.after reading this you probably think i am some whack job , hey maybe i am, but i think this video has great meaning to the game of football.Wow, that must have been some good weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 It's alright refjaf55... but here's a quick pointer:The next time you post a video that has absolutely no relevance to football or the Bengals... make it a good blowjob video. Your analogy works equally well, and it would be appreciated a lot more by most of the guys on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 It's alright refjaf55... but here's a quick pointer:The next time you post a video that has absolutely no relevance to football or the Bengals... make it a good blowjob video. Your analogy works equally well, and it would be appreciated a lot more by most of the guys on this site.Absolutely, and we all know that money shots and football naturally go hand in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 It's alright refjaf55... but here's a quick pointer:The next time you post a video that has absolutely no relevance to football or the Bengals... make it a good blowjob video.Protip: make sure one of the participants is female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 It's alright refjaf55... but here's a quick pointer:The next time you post a video that has absolutely no relevance to football or the Bengals... make it a good blowjob video.Protip: make sure one of the participants is female.Good call. I made an hoped it would be assumed... but I suppose you better be safe than sorry and spell it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Better yet, have the analogy actually fit what has been said about the Bengals this year. Sort of like a porn video while there is poker being played and he call yell, "I'M ALL IN" !!! That would work on many fronts. Good luck in your next effort !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 So, a Bengals related post featuring a YouTube clip showing a turtle attacking a fish trapped in a bag? And you say Hoosier had nothing to do with it? It seems to me the new guy is posting at a veteran level already. Mucho respect.....and welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 So, a Bengals related post featuring a YouTube clip showing a turtle attacking a fish trapped in a bag? And you say Hoosier had nothing to do with it? It seems to me the new guy is posting at a veteran level already. Mucho respect.....and welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
refjaf55 Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 just an update, i was different when i made this postand now i am much better if you know what i mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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