Maualuga at MLB?

[HairOnFire]

Kazkal, in checking things out with your sig, please tell me that's the seat between her legs.

Sorry, but that's just not right either way...

Which one do you think it is

Oh it's the seat, but it doesn't make the image any less disturbing.

Perhaps you're bi-curious?

Tell me, is this the first imaginary penis you've fantasized about?

Have you ever experienced an unnatural fear of bicycle seats?

Do you wear a watch?

And if you do, do you sometimes lift it up and smell where it rests upon your arm?

Choose your answers carefully, Army.

[ArmyBengal]

Kazkal, in checking things out with your sig, please tell me that's the seat between her legs.

Sorry, but that's just not right either way...

Which one do you think it is

Oh it's the seat, but it doesn't make the image any less disturbing.

Perhaps you're bi-curious?

Nothing wrong with a little girl on girl action is there ?

Tell me, is this the first imaginary penis you've fantasized about?

No fantasy about penis' real or imagined.

Have you ever experienced an unnatural fear of bicycle seats?

No issue with bicycle seats unless part of a photo that makes an otherwise nice little hottie appear to have an appendage in a rather inappropriate place.

Do you wear a watch?

Yes.

And if you do, do you sometimes lift it up and smell where it rests upon your arm?

Can't say as I have. Why ?? Is there a odd odor coming from your watchband you'd like to compare. I can always check.

Choose your answers carefully, Army.

What do you think Hair ?? I'm retiring this year and maybe it's something I can add to the whole disability thing we have to put together !!!

[HairOnFire]

What do you think Hair ?? I'm retiring this year and maybe it's something I can add to the whole disability thing we have to put together !!!

I have mixed feelings about your answers.

Your answer to my question about sniffing behind your watch seems evasive, as smelling the skin hidden under your wristwatch is something we all do, sometimes constantly, and is considered perfectly normal. In fact, the odd sour milk smell found under your watch is considered pleasing by most, and especially zesty smelling if wearing a metal watch.

But mostly I'm troubled because, for reasons I can't begin to fathom, you somehow convinced yourself you were looking at a gal weiner despite the fact the offending "object" appeared exactly where someone would normally EXPECT to find a bicycle seat. And yeah, I find that disturbing.

As for your coming retirement, well done....and well deserved.

[ArmyBengal]

What do you think Hair ?? I'm retiring this year and maybe it's something I can add to the whole disability thing we have to put together !!!

I have mixed feelings about your answers.

Your answer to my question about sniffing behind your watch seems evasive, as smelling the skin hidden under your wristwatch is something we all do, sometimes constantly, and is considered perfectly normal. In fact, the odd sour milk smell found under your watch is considered pleasing by most, and especially zesty smelling if wearing a metal watch.

But mostly I'm troubled because, for reasons I can't begin to fathom, you somehow convinced yourself you were looking at a gal weiner despite the fact the offending "object" appeared exactly where someone would normally EXPECT to find a bicycle seat. And yeah, I find that disturbing.

As for your coming retirement, well done....and well deserved.

I guess I just never gave the smell behind my watch much thought. Maybe it's because when you've smelled yourself at times when you've gone without bathing for weeks on end, little things like watch smells just don't even register. As for what my eyes do or don't see, I could find a wide array of answers that could easily explain that optical illusion, but i'll stick with the one that most guys should be able to admit, but sadly don't. I'll simply say it's the pervert in me. There you got me, but then again years of porn site surfing and being in countries where prostitution and drugs are legal can warp a mind but good. (On a side note, if anyone gets the chance to go to countries like that, DO IT !!!)

As for your last comment, I'll say thank you. It's still a little way off, but I'm at the point where most of my time goes into what I need to do to get out of the military. It's not as easy as one might think. Anyway, good times !!!

EDIT: What the hell was this thread about ?? Quite the highjack...

[Kazkal]

I thought it was something else too at first hence why put it in my sig hehe.

[ArmyBengal]

I thought it was something else too at first hence why put it in my sig hehe.

See ?? Pervert... Nicely done Kaz...

Now with the sig change, maybe we can get back to the thread topic. Maualuga in the middle I think ??

[Horsemen]

Maualuga in the middle and draft a SLB. Jones is old, slow and wiffs more then he makes plays and Jeanty is barely average. If McClain falls draft him and keep Rey at SAM, or move Rey to MLB and draft Spikes or Sapp for the SAM spot.

[Ickey44]

Jones is old, slow and wiffs more then he makes plays.

Well, considering all that then it must be even more impressive that he lead the team in tackles.

[HairOnFire]

Jones is old, slow and wiffs more then he makes plays.

Well, considering all that then it must be even more impressive that he lead the team in tackles.

I'm in no hurry to replace quality healthy veterans from a suddenly competent defense.

That said, moving up for McClain is tempting....but a 1st and a 3rd probaly won't get the job done.

[Ickey44]

Jones is old, slow and wiffs more then he makes plays.

Well, considering all that then it must be even more impressive that he lead the team in tackles.

I'm in no hurry to replace quality healthy veterans from a suddenly competent defense.

That said, moving up for McClain is tempting....but a 1st and a 3rd probaly won't get the job done.

I'm fine with the defense the way it is for the most part. I don't know why everyone's hatin' on Dhani. I think he did a great job last year.

[HAPPYJAQ]

Jones is old, slow and wiffs more then he makes plays.

Well, considering all that then it must be even more impressive that he lead the team in tackles.

I'm in no hurry to replace quality healthy veterans from a suddenly competent defense.

That said, moving up for McClain is tempting....but a 1st and a 3rd probaly won't get the job done.

I'm fine with the defense the way it is for the most part. I don't know why everyone's hatin' on Dhani. I think he did a great job last year.

I don't really get why everyone wants Dhani gone, either. He's one the smartest players in football and has given us the most consistent play at MLB in over a decade. He might be slowing some, but he's a very heady who's rarely out of position and he's a great QB of the defense. With Jeanty likely gone (and maybe Brandon), I like Rey as a guy that can man down the SLB spot for at least another year, and hopefully longer. I think McClain will be a superstar in the NFL, but I don't see MLB as a pressing need at this point, at least not enough to trade picks for. The MLB's main responsibility is lining up the defense and making plays in the running game, and Dhani is pretty good at both.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

I'm fine with the defense the way it is for the most part. I don't know why everyone's hatin' on Dhani. I think he did a great job last year.

Tory James looked OK the year before the wheels fell off too, but sometimes when the speed starts to go it goes fast. Just sayin'. I'd prepare Rey to play both positions, and hope that Dhani has another good year or so, but not take it for granted. I mean, the plan is to teach Rey MLB anyway, why wait? Even irrespective of Dhani's age, I'd want Rey ready to play MLB, since we have more depth at the other LB positions (pending draft and FA, of course).

I might also tweak things such that Dhani doesn't get put in as many positions where his speed gets exposed, as a lot of teams do with vets.

I don't think anybody's hating on Dhani - he seems like a helluva good guy, definitely an interesting character, and I like the maturity and smarts he has on defense. One of our better FA pickups. I just fear the sudden slowdown that can happen around that age - speaking from experience - and would like to have a Plan B ready to go.

[Ickey44]

Linebackers don't decline as quickly as cornerbacks, though. Dhani's leadership on the field can't be easily replaced either. I still think he's good for another year. The can slowly bring Rey along and let him learn from Dhani, and by year three Rey will be able to lead from the middle.

[Trevor]

I thought it was something else too at first hence why put it in my sig hehe.

that pic was halarious, can you repost or send so i can show to my friend, you replaced it before i could save, lol

[COB]

I don't really get why everyone wants Dhani gone, either. He's one the smartest players in football

One thing to consider is Dhani was Zimmer's choice to wear the helmet communication device that defenses just got. QBs have had it for 16 years, but defenses just started it I think in the '08 season.

Since Zimmer likes having Dhani as his qb on the field to listen to the frantic screaming Zim probably does before the play, he might work hard to keep his guy out there. Also, Rey probably won't be the choice to wear it, as he might not be the best quarterback of the defense.

As a side note, funny how the Patriots, who were repeatedly caught taping defensive signals, have, since the inception of the helmet device that takes the place of the hand signals, suddenly gotten a lot less efficient at running the right plays at a given defense. Their offense almost seems pedestrian all of a sudden.

I recall the announcers claiming in various playoff games and Super Bowls, that it was uncanny how the Patriots seemed to always run the right play for the defense, and on the other side of the ball, how the Patriots seem to know what play is coming! Why don't I hear that anymore?

Bellicheck is credited as a genius. I think he was just a cheater.

[redsbengalsbucks]

I don't really get why everyone wants Dhani gone, either. He's one the smartest players in football

One thing to consider is Dhani was Zimmer's choice to wear the helmet communication device that defenses just got. QBs have had it for 16 years, but defenses just started it I think in the '08 season.

Since Zimmer likes having Dhani as his qb on the field to listen to the frantic screaming Zim probably does before the play, he might work hard to keep his guy out there. Also, Rey probably won't be the choice to wear it, as he might not be the best quarterback of the defense.

As a side note, funny how the Patriots, who were repeatedly caught taping defensive signals, have, since the inception of the helmet device that takes the place of the hand signals, suddenly gotten a lot less efficient at running the right plays at a given defense. Their offense almost seems pedestrian all of a sudden.

I recall the announcers claiming in various playoff games and Super Bowls, that it was uncanny how the Patriots seemed to always run the right play for the defense, and on the other side of the ball, how the Patriots seem to know what play is coming! Why don't I hear that anymore?

Bellicheck is credited as a genius. I think he was just a cheater.

I think you are right, and why didnt the Bengals think of this first. The Patriots were a joke of a franchise for as long or longer than the Bengals and they were able to change that attitude completely around by taping the hand signals of other teams, oh for lost opportunity.

Maybe some electronics genius can come up with an evesdropping device to capture the signal of the opposing teams helmet transmitters, so the Bengals can transform into one of the teams that the media blathers over incessantly.

[HairOnFire]

As for Rey, I thought he showed it all...including the coverage weaknesses that caused him to slide into the 2nd round. But he's got time to develope, and worst case scenario.....he's an outstanding 2-down linebacker and an emotional leader...pretty remarkable for any rookie.

But no, I don't think he'll threaten Dhani anytime soon.....mostly because Dhani manning the middle isn't a problem.

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