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I always thought Clayton looked like Chicken Little from the newer movie...

Clayton's awesome. In a world of macho douchebags, Clayton looks like a baby bird that fell out of its nest. Yet he still forges ahead, coming up with good info and putting up with people like Sean Salisbury publicly mocking his appearance. Clayton is cool.

He does look an awful lot like Chicken Little.

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Clayton's awesome. In a world of macho douchebags, Clayton looks like a baby bird that fell out of its nest. Yet he still forges ahead, coming up with good info and putting up with people like Sean Salisbury publicly mocking his appearance. Clayton is cool.

Whatever happened to Salisbury? One moment he's yammering about guys like Clayton being capable of little more than getting him a towel, and the next moment he disappears under a wave of stories about pictures of his penis being sent to co-workers.

As for Schefter, let's see how good his sources are without having the official support of the NFL's own network.

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Clayton's awesome. In a world of macho douchebags, Clayton looks like a baby bird that fell out of its nest. Yet he still forges ahead, coming up with good info and putting up with people like Sean Salisbury publicly mocking his appearance. Clayton is cool.

Whatever happened to Salisbury? One moment he's yammering about guys like Clayton being capable of little more than getting him a towel, and the next moment he disappears under a wave of stories about pictures of his penis being sent to co-workers.

As for Schefter, let's see how good his sources are without having the official support of the NFL's own network.

Salisbury is selling carpet out of the back of his van

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and the next moment he disappears under a wave of stories about pictures of his penis being sent to co-workers.

He co-hosts an afternoon sports talk show in Dallas. So not only did he get publicly humiliated and fired, but then, even worse, he was somehow forced to move to Dallas. Dallas, home of the most superficial, vacuous, stupid humans on earth. And now also home to Sean Salisbury.

While searching for his current status, I found his NFL stats on Wikipedia. After listing his ten year totals of 19 tds, 19 ints, and 72.9 qb rating, the following appeared: "Career highlights and awards - No notable achievements."

For my money, his best work was done early in his broadcasting career when he was hosting "Battlebots." I loved that show.

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I always thought Clayton looked like Chicken Little from the newer movie...

Clayton's awesome. In a world of macho douchebags, Clayton looks like a baby bird that fell out of its nest. Yet he still forges ahead, coming up with good info and putting up with people like Sean Salisbury publicly mocking his appearance. Clayton is cool.

He does look an awful lot like Chicken Little.

Clayton looks like Gazoo form Flintstones...

Gazoo

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Clayton

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