Pidge Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Do you think she's trying to tell me something? I'm still trying to think of what to get her. Do they make mute buttons for people yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattyjay Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Do you think she's trying to tell me something? I'm still trying to think of what to get her. Do they make mute buttons for people yet?No but have you heard of a drink called the Leg Spreader? (Obscure "Hot Dog The Movie" joke.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat1975 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 get her a muzzle and a keg dispenser. Tell her where each of them goes....right next to the exercise equipment if she answers correctly. If not, then you get to "install" the muzzle and dispenser personally.Win/Win !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 She might be trying to say something, but I wouldn't go so far as to say it's insulting. If you ARE insulted, I have some a suggestion for her gift...Make a big Christmas basket with a bow and everything and put the following inside:A six pack of feminine deodorant spray, a jar of wrinkle cream, and a fruit cake...That'll teach her !!! I would then consider some body armor as a Christmas gift to yourself !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidge Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Nah, not really offended. Even if I was I keep schtum. [coward] I have put on a stone in the last 18 months. Just a little soft around the edges. 3 solid months of daily cardio will be just the ticket. Right now though, it's cold and my rugby club has 4 more months of the season left. The layer of fat is very useful.She's practically stolen the frigging bike already anyway. Maybe I'll buy her a sword. I've She's always wanted a sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Actually, my wife is a Nintendo DS Lite freak, so for Christmas I almost bought her a divorce, er I mean a game, called 'Weight Loss Coach'. THAT would've went over well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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