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PFT: Chad to Legally Change Name to Ocho Cinco


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Sorry guys, but I still like this bit. Not because of any Chad-love, but just due to the ridiculous extent that the NFL has become the No Fun League over the past few years. I welcome any push-back against humorless owners and, of course, Goodell the God-King.

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I agree with you on the No Fun League bit, but Chad should only be focusing on football right now. This is something that can wait for the offseason. He could've done it a couple of months ago if he wasn't whining to anyone who would listen about how much he hated it here....

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I think he should legally change his name to Mr. Bojangles.

Moving on, I'm guessing whatever name Chad is called isn't a great concern. However, I am going to take the time to repeat a rant I started last year. Specifically, that the media's relationship with Chad passed a tipping point last season and continues to become more negative by the day. Or if you prefer, far less respect is being given to Chad by the very same talking heads he searches out.

Chad's new image is pure bat-s**t.

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Specifically, that the media's relationship with Chad passed a tipping point last season and continues to become more negative by the day. Or if you prefer, far less respect is being given to Chad by the very same talking heads he searches out.

I'm thinking the little sit-down with cousin Keyshawn didn't work out the way he thought it would and he's still trying to figure out what happened. For several years he was celebrated for exactly the same dumb crap he's getting criticised for now. It's one of the few possible bases remaining to have any sympathy for the guy (for some people HOF not you). Grown ups understand that is to be expected, Chad may not ever figure that out.

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I can't believe this is news worthy... Who really gives a sh*t ?? Hey Chad, have you learned how to block downfield yet ??

How about you spend some of that effort you put into your f*cking name and try practicing that one ??

WHODEY !!!

Yeah I wonder if he's got that in-game hydration thing fingured out yet?

I am also glad he allowed the media to speak with him yesterday too. And of course they call came running.

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I can't believe this is news worthy... Who really gives a sh*t ?? Hey Chad, have you learned how to block downfield yet ??

How about you spend some of that effort you put into your f*cking name and try practicing that one ??

WHODEY !!!

Yeah I wonder if he's got that in-game hydration thing fingured out yet?

I am also glad he allowed the media to speak with him yesterday too. And of course they call came running.

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BTW...in case you haven't heard, Chad Johnson can also out swim Olympic Gold Medalist Micheal Phelps! :rolleyes:

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