Scottishbengal Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Two cannibals are sat down tucking into a meal of clown. One cannibal says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"Two gay stowaways on a ship. They got found but offered to work each others passage.All Italian men grow moustaches so that they can look like their mothers.Outside of a dog, books are mans best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read!How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? 2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to write a song about how good the old bulb was.How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!Why don't Italians have freckles? They keep sliding off.Two piles of vomit on a pavement (sidewalk), one says to the other "you see that house? I was brought up in there"Two gay pilots got caught kissing each other behind the hangars!Why do elephants paint their balls red? So they can hide in apple tree's.Why is Italy shaped like a boot? You can't get THAT much s**t in a shoe.How many San Franciscians does it take to change a light bulb? 6. 1 to turn it, 1 for support and 4 to relate to the experience.A lonely crofter from a remote, desolate farm is up in court next week for acts of animal cruelty. Apparantly he's been rearing goats.Two gay ghosts - they put the willies up each other.How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Real Men aren't affraid of the dark.What's the loudest sound in the jungle? Giraffes eating apples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Why is Italy shaped like a boot? You can't get THAT much s**t in a shoe. My Italian buddy is going to hear that one very soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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