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Why Carson Palmer is the greatest.


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For all the carping and criticism directed at the Bengals this season no one can deny that CP is the greatest. Bar none. He alone makes the Bengals the envy of the rest of the league. You want proof? Here's your proof:(1) Carson single-handedly put out a raging wildfire north of San Diego WHEN HE WAS SIX YEARS OLD! (2) He can eat 7 chili dogs during a 30-second timeout, and does so with regularity. (3) The master chief character in HALO was inspired by Carson. (4)In 2008 there is going to be a Carson Palmer balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. (5) The US dollar fell to an all-time low against the Euro the day after Carson threw 4 pics against the Cardinals. (6)The Dalai Lama regularly calls Carson for spiritual counseling. (7)Carson's tricked-out El Camino is the coolest. (8) Carson's wife is the foxiest fox in Foxville! There you go.

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For all the carping and criticism directed at the Bengals this season no one can deny that CP is the greatest. Bar none. He alone makes the Bengals the envy of the rest of the league. You want proof? Here's your proof:(1) Carson single-handedly put out a raging wildfire north of San Diego WHEN HE WAS SIX YEARS OLD! (2) He can eat 7 chili dogs during a 30-second timeout, and does so with regularity. (3) The master chief character in HALO was inspired by Carson. (4)In 2008 there is going to be a Carson Palmer balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. (5) The US dollar fell to an all-time low against the Euro the day after Carson threw 4 pics against the Cardinals. (6)The Dalai Lama regularly calls Carson for spiritual counseling. (7)Carson's tricked-out El Camino is the coolest. (8) Carson's wife is the foxiest fox in Foxville! There you go.

See, was that so hard?????

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For all the carping and criticism directed at the Bengals this season no one can deny that CP is the greatest. Bar none. He alone makes the Bengals the envy of the rest of the league. You want proof? Here's your proof:(1) Carson single-handedly put out a raging wildfire north of San Diego WHEN HE WAS SIX YEARS OLD! (2) He can eat 7 chili dogs during a 30-second timeout, and does so with regularity. (3) The master chief character in HALO was inspired by Carson. (4)In 2008 there is going to be a Carson Palmer balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. (5) The US dollar fell to an all-time low against the Euro the day after Carson threw 4 pics against the Cardinals. (6)The Dalai Lama regularly calls Carson for spiritual counseling. (7)Carson's tricked-out El Camino is the coolest. (8) Carson's wife is the foxiest fox in Foxville! There you go.

This was freakin hilarious - thanks!!

By the way, where is Foxville? I have a lot of vacation left and need to use it...

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What's this all about? Someone lose a bet? Or was Blueridge forced to make up for short-sighted, disparaging comments made after last week's bad game by Palmer?

No. Actually, I am trying to counter the baleful influence of bitter creeps like yourself.

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