blueridge Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 For all the carping and criticism directed at the Bengals this season no one can deny that CP is the greatest. Bar none. He alone makes the Bengals the envy of the rest of the league. You want proof? Here's your proof:(1) Carson single-handedly put out a raging wildfire north of San Diego WHEN HE WAS SIX YEARS OLD! (2) He can eat 7 chili dogs during a 30-second timeout, and does so with regularity. (3) The master chief character in HALO was inspired by Carson. (4)In 2008 there is going to be a Carson Palmer balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. (5) The US dollar fell to an all-time low against the Euro the day after Carson threw 4 pics against the Cardinals. (6)The Dalai Lama regularly calls Carson for spiritual counseling. (7)Carson's tricked-out El Camino is the coolest. (8) Carson's wife is the foxiest fox in Foxville! There you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet23 Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 For all the carping and criticism directed at the Bengals this season no one can deny that CP is the greatest. Bar none. He alone makes the Bengals the envy of the rest of the league. You want proof? Here's your proof:(1) Carson single-handedly put out a raging wildfire north of San Diego WHEN HE WAS SIX YEARS OLD! (2) He can eat 7 chili dogs during a 30-second timeout, and does so with regularity. (3) The master chief character in HALO was inspired by Carson. (4)In 2008 there is going to be a Carson Palmer balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. (5) The US dollar fell to an all-time low against the Euro the day after Carson threw 4 pics against the Cardinals. (6)The Dalai Lama regularly calls Carson for spiritual counseling. (7)Carson's tricked-out El Camino is the coolest. (8) Carson's wife is the foxiest fox in Foxville! There you go.See, was that so hard????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damiancasey Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 For all the carping and criticism directed at the Bengals this season no one can deny that CP is the greatest. Bar none. He alone makes the Bengals the envy of the rest of the league. You want proof? Here's your proof:(1) Carson single-handedly put out a raging wildfire north of San Diego WHEN HE WAS SIX YEARS OLD! (2) He can eat 7 chili dogs during a 30-second timeout, and does so with regularity. (3) The master chief character in HALO was inspired by Carson. (4)In 2008 there is going to be a Carson Palmer balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. (5) The US dollar fell to an all-time low against the Euro the day after Carson threw 4 pics against the Cardinals. (6)The Dalai Lama regularly calls Carson for spiritual counseling. (7)Carson's tricked-out El Camino is the coolest. (8) Carson's wife is the foxiest fox in Foxville! There you go.This was freakin hilarious - thanks!!By the way, where is Foxville? I have a lot of vacation left and need to use it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 (8) Carson's wife is the foxiest fox in Foxville!Foxiest? I dunno. Shaelyn is pretty fine though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 What's this all about? Someone lose a bet? Or was Blueridge forced to make up for short-sighted, disparaging comments made after last week's bad game by Palmer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 What's this all about? Someone lose a bet? Or was Blueridge forced to make up for short-sighted, disparaging comments made after last week's bad game by Palmer?Ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 This reminds me of the Chuck Norris website that's out there...Carson's keen insticts come from the fact that he's half Indian. HE ATE A F*CKING INDIAN !!!WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueridge Posted November 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 What's this all about? Someone lose a bet? Or was Blueridge forced to make up for short-sighted, disparaging comments made after last week's bad game by Palmer?No. Actually, I am trying to counter the baleful influence of bitter creeps like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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