Football Wedding

[BengalszoneBilly]

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.

One says, "It's ridiculous! He's rich, but he's 93 years

old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."

"What do you call it?"

"We call it a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"

The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

[Ox]

Well if we're telling bad football jokes, here's one of my favorites;

A Pittsburgh family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Cincinnati Bengals jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Bengals fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged and promptly whacks him across the head and says, "Go talk with mom."

Off goes the little lad with the Bengals jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Cincinnati Bengals fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him across the head and says, "Go see your father."

Off he goes with the Cincinnati Bengals jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Cincinnati Bengals fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son across the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today." The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good, son. What is it?" "The son replies, "I've only been a Bengals fan for an hour and already I hate you Pittsburgh bastards!"

[BengalszoneBilly]

Well if we're telling bad football jokes

Oh we are brother!