BengalszoneBilly Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 1. Everything is true on the Internet2. Everyone is a celebrity on the Internet3. The future of the human race is the Internet4. The Internet defines reality5. The Internet is where one can rediscover their lost memories6. If it's not on Bengalszone.com, it isn't really important7. Everything you need to know about the Bengals is on the Internet8. If it doesn't work, it's on the Internet9. Terrorists give/receive orders to commit crimes against humanity over the Internet10. Bengalszone keeps tabs on you over the Internet11. You can plan your own funeral on the Internet12. You can read about your own funeral on the Internet13. You can read about your wife's affair on the Internet (no, really!)14. You can re-write history on the Internet15. You can find variations of reality on the Internet16. The Internet proves there are infinite continuums of reality17. You can arrange enlarging your male member via the Internet (handy information for Steeler fans!)18. You can pick up Bengals Cheerleaders via the Internet19. Internet or not, it's all about The Bengals20. Not everyone is cut out to be a hero, but everyone has a right to be one the Internet21. The Internet and computers provide instant gratification22. When it comes to media access, you are a nobody even if you own the Bengalszone website (right B24?)23. On the Internet, you can be whomever you want to be (BTW, I'm an International Playboy 24. You can rent an apartment in Barcelona Spain, with "Spain" via the Internet (is it 4:20 yet?)25. Everything is legitimate on the Internet, and everything on the Internet is legitimate26. You can mail-order a wife over the Internet27. You can save megabucks on Bengals tickets and jerseys by shopping on the Internet28. You can find out someone's true identity on the Internet29. You can find what you want for free on the Internet30. You can get divorced on the Internet31. You can have a loved one drown in the bathbub while you endlessly porno-surf the Internet32. The Internet, like crack cocaine, can be all-consuming (tell me something I don't know!)33. You can make up and post outlandish conspiracy theories on the Internet34. You can diagnose your own medical condition on the Internet35. You can find maps of critical infrastructure on the Internet36. The Truth comes to light on the Internet37. Through the Internet you can achieve the status of wealthy NFL team owner38. Once an internet celebrity, you need to make a maximum effort to entrench yourself deeper each day (this is why we don't see much of Kirkendall.)39. You don't have to wait long when you get something wrong on a web site before someone (like HairOnFire) brings it to your attention40. You can see pictures of imminent destruction on the Internet41. You can use the Internet to track the movements of all wide receivers and the defensive backs covering them42. The Internet is a breeding ground for Conspiracy TheoriesRegarding the fact that you can actually obtain information from the internet other than pornography, remember you must then determine whether what you have read on the internet is really true. The big difference is that with pornography, you don't give a s**t if the information you are getting is correct or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 18. You can pick up Bengals Cheerleaders via the Internet.What choice do they have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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