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'Unusually frisky' deer blow lid on marijuana plantation

Italian mountaintop cervine dopefest

By Lester Haines

Published Monday 2nd July 2007 13:35 GMT

Italian police busted two would-be marijuana cultivators after "unusually frisky" deer alerted the authorities as to the presence of their mountaintop dope plantation, UPI reports.

Locals in Trento began telling tales of the abnormally high-spirited animals, while forest rangers began to wonder why the normally shy and straight-laced cervine population was letting it all hang out by day and "making great leaps on the mountainside".

Rangers duly made their way to the top of the suspect mountain, and discovered "some plant pots and shredded marijuana". The pair responsible for the high-altitude high facility - a factory worker and a university student in their 20s - were cuffed when they ascended the peak on a harvesting mission.

Despite the seemingly damning nature of the prosecution's case, defence lawyers say the charges may yet be dropped since the deer had eaten most of the evidence. Reports that some Trento residents were awoken from their beds at 2am by pothead Bambis demanding bowls of Rice Krispies are unconfirmed.

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/02/frisky_deer/

'Unusually frisky' deer blow lid on marijuana plantation

Italian mountaintop cervine dopefest

By Lester Haines

Published Monday 2nd July 2007 13:35 GMT

Italian police busted two would-be marijuana cultivators after "unusually frisky" deer alerted the authorities as to the presence of their mountaintop dope plantation, UPI reports.

Locals in Trento began telling tales of the abnormally high-spirited animals, while forest rangers began to wonder why the normally shy and straight-laced cervine population was letting it all hang out by day and "making great leaps on the mountainside".

Rangers duly made their way to the top of the suspect mountain, and discovered "some plant pots and shredded marijuana". The pair responsible for the high-altitude high facility - a factory worker and a university student in their 20s - were cuffed when they ascended the peak on a harvesting mission.

Despite the seemingly damning nature of the prosecution's case, defence lawyers say the charges may yet be dropped since the deer had eaten most of the evidence. Reports that some Trento residents were awoken from their beds at 2am by pothead Bambis demanding bowls of Rice Krispies are unconfirmed.

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Hah! Now that's some funny s**t right there! :lol: Rice Krispies...curing cases of the munchies for over 50 years, right Spain?

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I think this story calls for updating a classic...

Is that a joint, man? That there looks like a quarter pounder, man. There's a plane!

Hey, be careful with that sh*t, man.

What, is it heavy stuff, man? Will it blow me away?

You better put your seat belt on, man. I'll tell you that much.

I been smoking since I was born, man. I can smoke anything, man. I smoke that Michoacan, man, Acapulco Gold, man. I even smoke that tied stick, you know?

Tied stick?

That stuff that's tied to a stick.

Oh, Thai stick.

That didn't even do nothing to me. I could probably smoke this whole joint and still walk away, man. It wouldn't be no problem at all, man.

Toke. Toke it out, man.

(Mumbling)

Kind of grabs you by the boo-boo, don't it?

Hey, man...

What?

What?

Oh!

Hey, what's in this sh*t, man?

Mostly Maui-wowie, man.

Yeah?

But it's got some Mountain Buck in it.

What's Mountain Buck?

It's deer sh*t.

What?

Yeah, my deer ate my dope, man. Had it planted on the mountain, and the motherf**ker ate it, man.

Yeah?

I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the deer's mind.

You mean we're smoking deer sh*t, man?

Gets you high, don't it?

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