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Carson Palmer (born December 27, 1979 in Fresno, California) is an American football quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals franchise. He attended the University of Southern California, where he won the Heisman Trophy Award in 2002 in his senior season. He was drafted by the Bengals with the first overall pick in the 2003 NFL Draft and signed a 9-year, $118.75 million contract extension on December 29, 2005. Palmer was the first Heisman Trophy winner since Vinny Testaverde in 1987 to be selected with the first pick of the NFL draft.

The thing about Wikipedia is they edit it back. What did it say?

Really quick, I love the subtle editing someone did here

On the Bengals' second offensive play, Palmer launched a 66-yard completion — the longest in Bengals' playoff history — to receiver Chris Henry while Steelers defensive tackle Kimo von Oelhoffen tried to sack him. During the play Von Oelhoffen dove at Palmer's left leg, striking it at the knee and bending it at an awkward angle. Palmer's season ended, as he had to be taken off the field on a cart. A magnetic resonance imaging test revealed tears of both the anterior cruciate and medial collateral ligaments as well as cartilage and meniscus damage. The Steelers went on to defeat the Palmer-less Bengals to advance in the playoffs.

Steeler's quarterback Ben Roethlisberger commented, "From what I heard, he said he got pushed or tripped or something; but anytime you go low on a quarterback, you know it's a little dirty."

Now, we all know that Roethlisberger made that comment, but we also all know that he made the comment about someone on our team during the season. I love how it's used in context here, though. Someone did a great job. :)

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I'm not seeing anything 3 lines down either. I'm guessing they corrected it. Anyone want to fill us in on what it said?

I think this is what was there.

He f**ked mad hoes and enjoyed getting blowjobs from the opposing team's cheerleaders.
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The guy who did this is pretty screwed up... Link

Added to the Reds' page:

The term the Reds are in town is a phrase used by Cincinnatians to describe when their girlfriend or wife are on the rag. By rag I mean when their b****r is bleeding due to a menstral cycle. Another term would be shark week, because the chum is in the water.

Added to the "Real World" page:

...dumb f***ing show where sluts get drunk and f*** everyone.

Added to the Bob Ross page:

...where he spent days watching men in speedos walking down the beach. He had an uncanny ability to paint seahorses.

Personally, I think Wikipedia vandalism is a pretty retarded way to spend your free time, but if you're looking for payback, he appears to be a Louisville football fan.

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