You as a Bengal

[HoosierCat]

OK, here we go with the latest. Cinci_bengals, you get to be The Man . BigBenBlows, since punter's already taken you can get in the scrum for No. 2 QB (you're definitely starting against Pitt! ).

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: cinci_bengals, BengalsChamps, BigBenBlows

RB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: WhoDeyForever, cinci_bengals

OG: kirkendall, Chris

C: TheCinciBengal

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanatic

FS: turnip

SS: membengal

DE: Whur Chad At?, Thurmanation

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4life

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

PK: BengalByTheBay

Return Specialist: Scottishbengal

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

[Kirkendall]

I like blogger's, I really do, but I'll take the SC money over blogger cash. Even if there's rumors of hole fill'n.

What happened to Mike Tirico? Get caught using his high position to open thigh doors?

It's not always about money. And some bloggers are millionaires (see, dKos). Tirico has been suspended multiple times for sexual harassment..

http://www.amazon.com/ESPN-Uncensored-Hist...iews/0878332707

[BigBenBlows]

Thanks for throwing me a bone. Backup wouldn't be bad, I play QB & punter in a flag football league.

I could also be co host of sports center w/ ETD07.

[Bobcat Bengal]

Double Duty WR/CB.

I'm 6'1, 175.

Some spot duty as KR would be cool too.

[jjakq27]

I want to be the first malcontent on the team....so here goes.

"Has my agent contacted anybody yet? I need to get paid you know. And don't disrespect me by giving me a low-ball contract that is well below market value. It's not about the money at all, It's about being treated like a man. I'll hold out if I have to, so don't push me."

(For the veterans out there, my last line may have a special meaning to you. If not, then nevermind!!)

[BengalszoneBilly]

(For the veterans out there, my last line may have a special meaning to you. )

Good ol' "Pushy" ain't been seen around these parts in a while!

[jjakq27]

(For the veterans out there, my last line may have a special meaning to you. )

Good ol' "Pushy" ain't been seen around these parts in a while!

I miss his middle finger avatar.

[cinci_bengals]

Who's the coach,QB coach, and when is our first game?

(For the veterans out there, my last line may have a special meaning to you. )

Good ol' "Pushy" ain't been seen around these parts in a while!

I miss his middle finger avatar.

He still has it.

[WhoDeyForever]

Who's the coach,QB coach, and when is our first game?

(For the veterans out there, my last line may have a special meaning to you. )

Good ol' "Pushy" ain't been seen around these parts in a while!

I miss his middle finger avatar.

He still has it.

We know. He's not here with us anymore.

[cinci_bengals]

Oh

But anyways who's the QB Coach and Head Coach

[HairOnFire]

Crap, I come back from a short vacation in the hinterland only to find that I've somehow been drafted to play LB. Well I guess I'll have my agent make a couple of calls...including one informing the Bengals well respected but powerless GM that he's made a horrible mistake. You see, I've got my heart set on the 4th string QB job...for the Amsterdam Admirals.

[BigBenBlows]

Crap, I come back from a short vacation in the hinterland only to find that I've somehow been drafted to play LB. Well I guess I'll have my agent make a couple of calls...including one informing the Bengals well respected but powerless GM that he's made a horrible mistake. You see, I've got my heart set on the 4th string QB job...for the Amsterdam Admirals.

LOL

[Bobcat Bengal]

Well, since I can't play Ironman football, I'll volunteer to be the Bengals mascot, Who-Dey.

[MacD BengalFan]

Hey, is there a spot for a 40 something who runs a 10 minute 40 but has hand like glue? Remember Fred Belitnikof? He was my idle. If so, I'm in!!!!

[cinci_bengals]

Dis old topic, but the bengals roster could use us now

[mgi]

Showing up late to this post, I guess I am inclined to be a Rudi-like back. But as I tall gangly guy, I doubt that is my position.

I'd opt to be a special teams specialist (sounds redundant). Maybe go for the Ethan Kilmer thing (except relatively healthier), and then maybe only study redzone tape and be a sneaky, brainy saftey like KK. (I have a low bar for myself, I know).

But, for godsake, I really would be useless and shrivel up after one big block or blown tackle. I should just settle for being the chaplain since I'm a seminarian--is that role taken?

[HoosierCat]

I should just settle for being the chaplain since I'm a seminarian--is that role taken?

Even God can't help this team...

[BengalszoneBilly]

I should just settle for being the chaplain since I'm a seminarian--is that role taken?

Not since our resident priest "Big Orange" left to guide another flock.