JungleFanatic Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 If I had the opportunity I would probably go for either a Safety or Linebacker,seems a natural instinct for me to run full speed at/into things. WHODEY Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 Well, the post asked "IF" you had the size, speed, so on and so on, what would you play ?? I could think of nothing more awesome than being a 6'4, 250lb animal with ungodly speed running a defense as their MLB !!! Anyway, at 37 and 5'7, 175 it's just not going to happen !!! Team Doc you say ?? I can live with that !!!WHODEY !!! Quote
membengal Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 SS naturally. Me and Tab Perry. All the way. Quote
bengal4life Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 Since no one has picked Ratliff's replacement and since I'm probably faster than him (just kidding), and about 5'10''-5'-11'' 185 pounds, pencil me in at the nickel-back. Quote
Kirkendall Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 Well, the post asked "IF" you had the size, speed, so on and so on, what would you play ?? I could think of nothing more awesome than being a 6'4, 250lb animal with ungodly speed running a defense as their MLB !!! Anyway, at 37 and 5'7, 175 it's just not going to happen !!! Team Doc you say ?? I can live with that !!!WHODEY !!!If I pull a groin, I'm seeing you good buddy. (whisper) Do you know any good pharmaceuticals that sell HGH? Quote
HoosierCat Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 FO:Powerless GM: HoosierCatDirector of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouseScout: BengalPappawTeam Doctor: ArmyBengalWaterboy: TDBTaxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duusCoaching:Offensive Line: Jet23Offense:QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengalsRB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucksFB: RiogogogoindanatiWR: cinci_bengals, WhoDeyForeverOG: kirkendall, ChrisDefense:LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanaticFS: turnipSS: membengalDE: Whur Chad At?, ThurmanationCB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4lifeDT: kazkalST:ST Ace: DC_Bengals_FanP: combatbengalPK: BengalByTheBayReturn Specialist: ScottishbengalMedia:SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007 Quote
Kirkendall Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 Where are all the fat guys? I can't believe everyone is a short rail midget around here. There's GOT to be some fat guys. Where are you? Quote
bengal4life Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 yeah I haven't seen Big O on here in awhile. I'm sure He'd play a lines position Quote
duus Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 Where are all the fat guys? I can't believe everyone is a short rail midget around here. There's GOT to be some fat guys. Where are you?Perhaps we can put that big old ugly Steeler fan lady in the lineup somehow. You know, the one from the picture that gets posted from time to time? Hey, at the very least she could join me on the tackling dummy side ... I bet that would motivate our defense to hit her ugly Steeler self. Then again, they might just run away ... I know I would. Quote
GregCook Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 HoosierCat, I'm not ready for retirement just yet. My wheels are still good, I can get downfield and put a hit.Or have you found a prettier face and cut me?FO:Powerless GM: HoosierCatDirector of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouseScout: BengalPappawTeam Doctor: ArmyBengalWaterboy: TDBTaxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duusCoaching:Offensive Line: Jet23Offense:QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengalsRB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucksFB: RiogogogoindanatiWR: cinci_bengals, WhoDeyForeverOG: kirkendall, ChrisDefense:LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanaticFS: turnipSS: membengalDE: Whur Chad At?, ThurmanationCB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4lifeDT: kazkalST:ST Ace: DC_Bengals_FanP: combatbengalPK: BengalByTheBayReturn Specialist: ScottishbengalMedia:SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007 Quote
HoosierCat Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 HoosierCat, I'm not ready for retirement just yet. My wheels are still good, I can get downfield and put a hit.Hey, you wanted SportsCenter host! But if you want another job, pick a position! Quote
Kirkendall Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 HoosierCat, I'm not ready for retirement just yet. My wheels are still good, I can get downfield and put a hit.Hey, you wanted SportsCenter host! But if you want another job, pick a position! I'd advise against anyone being a SportsCenter host. Well, for one, you'll get a sexual harassment lawsuit withi your first year -- especially if you're mentored by Mike Tirico. But that's only minor. It's us sports bloggers you should fear. We'll make up a nasty name for you, like Ray Fill-a-poo-hole. Quote
WhoDeyForever Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 FO:Powerless GM: HoosierCatDirector of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouseScout: BengalPappawTeam Doctor: ArmyBengalWaterboy: TDBTaxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duusCoaching:Offensive Line: Jet23Offense:QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengalsRB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucksFB: RiogogogoindanatiWR: cinci_bengals, WhoDeyForeverOG: kirkendall, ChrisDefense:LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanaticFS: turnipSS: membengalDE: Whur Chad At?, ThurmanationCB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4lifeDT: kazkalST:ST Ace: DC_Bengals_FanP: combatbengalPK: BengalByTheBayReturn Specialist: ScottishbengalMedia:SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007Since for some reason I am not allowed to be a strong safety after asking many times I guess I will be the other DT. Quote
GregCook Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 I like blogger's, I really do, but I'll take the SC money over blogger cash. Even if there's rumors of hole fill'n.What happened to Mike Tirico? Get caught using his high position to open thigh doors?HoosierCat, I'm not ready for retirement just yet. My wheels are still good, I can get downfield and put a hit.Hey, you wanted SportsCenter host! But if you want another job, pick a position! I'd advise against anyone being a SportsCenter host. Well, for one, you'll get a sexual harassment lawsuit withi your first year -- especially if you're mentored by Mike Tirico. But that's only minor. It's us sports bloggers you should fear. We'll make up a nasty name for you, like Ray Fill-a-poo-hole. Quote
bengal4life Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 FO:Powerless GM: HoosierCatDirector of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouseScout: BengalPappawTeam Doctor: ArmyBengalWaterboy: TDBTaxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duusCoaching:Offensive Line: Jet23Offense:QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengalsRB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucksFB: RiogogogoindanatiWR: cinci_bengals, WhoDeyForeverOG: kirkendall, ChrisDefense:LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanaticFS: turnipSS: membengalDE: Whur Chad At?, ThurmanationCB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4lifeDT: kazkalST:ST Ace: DC_Bengals_FanP: combatbengalPK: BengalByTheBayReturn Specialist: ScottishbengalMedia:SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007Since for some reason I am not allowed to be a strong safety after asking many times I guess I will be the other DT.Could you imagine a guy big enough to play DT playing SS. Quote
HoosierCat Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 Since for some reason I am not allowed to be a strong safety after asking many times I guess I will be the other DT.You got moved to WR so we could keep room open for Tab Perry at safety. Quote
WhoDeyForever Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 Since for some reason I am not allowed to be a strong safety after asking many times I guess I will be the other DT.You got moved to WR so we could keep room open for Tab Perry at safety. Ok then. Didn't see that. Sorry. Quote
BigBenBlows Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 I would have to have a kicking contest w/ combat bengal for the punting job. I still got a pretty good leg. I would be like the guy in the commerical that tries to steal all the players things after practice. Quote
combatbengal Posted April 13, 2007 Author Report Posted April 13, 2007 Big Ben you can bring it all day. I kicked in HS and tried out for UC in 1988. Kicked a 45 yarder back then but it wasn't good enough for UC. That year they lost to Penn State 67-0 or something like that. Quote
BigBenBlows Posted April 14, 2007 Report Posted April 14, 2007 Big Ben you can bring it all day. I kicked in HS and tried out for UC in 1988. Kicked a 45 yarder back then but it wasn't good enough for UC. That year they lost to Penn State 67-0 or something like that. LOL We all wish we were as a good as we use to be. Thats fine take the kicking job. Just put me on the roster. Quote
TheCinciBengal Posted April 14, 2007 Report Posted April 14, 2007 i would like to play center and hand off the football to the QB. that is my dream to play Quote
WhoDeyForever Posted April 14, 2007 Report Posted April 14, 2007 i would like to play center and hand off the football to the QB. that is my dream to playYou like bending over for men? Quote
membengal Posted April 14, 2007 Report Posted April 14, 2007 Since for some reason I am not allowed to be a strong safety after asking many times I guess I will be the other DT.You got moved to WR so we could keep room open for Tab Perry at safety. f**k yeah! Thanks for being the sergeant-at-arms on that point, Hoosier. That's why you make the big bucks around here... Quote
cinci_bengals Posted April 14, 2007 Report Posted April 14, 2007 lolC'mon noone wants to be QB?OK hoosier what about this, make me a third string WR and first string QB Quote
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