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Hair, I would be honored to come and sprint 10 yards in 45 seconds to replace our new safety, Tab Perry...

That's outstanding! Everyone knows how much I like promoting from within.

:cheers:

Now now, we must go through the check list to determine if mem is within the character guidelines:

Do you drink and drive?

Do you smoke pot? (if yes, call me)

Do you enjoy McDonald's?

Do you wear jerseys with loaded weapons in a limo?

Do you throw cell phones at women?

Do you pee....... on women?

Do you have a boat?

Do you read the Enquirer for massively public information about DUI checkpoints.

If you say yes to any of that, you're disqualified.

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Drink and drive? No

Smoke pot? Alas, no longer, but I promise you I would be glad to go back to those happy times

McDonald's? No

Jerseys with loaded weapons in a limo? No

Throw cell phones at women? No

Do I pee...on women? Not unless they are into that. Then...hmmmm.

Do I have a boat? No

Do I read Enquirer for DUI info? No.

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