HairOnFire Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Hair, I would be honored to come and sprint 10 yards in 45 seconds to replace our new safety, Tab Perry... That's outstanding! Everyone knows how much I like promoting from within. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengal4life Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Sign em up That's great. I can't stop rolling over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Hair, I would be honored to come and sprint 10 yards in 45 seconds to replace our new safety, Tab Perry... That's outstanding! Everyone knows how much I like promoting from within. Now now, we must go through the check list to determine if mem is within the character guidelines:Do you drink and drive?Do you smoke pot? (if yes, call me)Do you enjoy McDonald's? Do you wear jerseys with loaded weapons in a limo? Do you throw cell phones at women?Do you pee....... on women?Do you have a boat? Do you read the Enquirer for massively public information about DUI checkpoints. If you say yes to any of that, you're disqualified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Drink and drive? NoSmoke pot? Alas, no longer, but I promise you I would be glad to go back to those happy timesMcDonald's? NoJerseys with loaded weapons in a limo? NoThrow cell phones at women? NoDo I pee...on women? Not unless they are into that. Then...hmmmm.Do I have a boat? NoDo I read Enquirer for DUI info? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Have you been tased in the past six months or arrested on anything more than parking/driving violations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 No and no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengal4life Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Have you broken into an ex-roomate's house and stole anythink in the last 12 months? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 SIGN MEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Damn right. Sign me. Immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYBengalfan Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 One Last question, have you gotten caught giving alcohol to underage girls??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Ooohh, still no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 SIGN MEM!OK, but we'll have to take the tag off Justin to create the cap space... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 SIGN MEM!OK, but we'll have to take the tag off Justin to create the cap space... Fine with me. Smith and Mem had the same amount of sacks in the month of November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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