Old Washed Up Dude Cut

[HairOnFire]

Hair, I would be honored to come and sprint 10 yards in 45 seconds to replace our new safety, Tab Perry...

That's outstanding! Everyone knows how much I like promoting from within.

[bengal4life]

Sign em up

That's great. I can't stop rolling over here.

[Kirkendall]

Hair, I would be honored to come and sprint 10 yards in 45 seconds to replace our new safety, Tab Perry...

That's outstanding! Everyone knows how much I like promoting from within.

Now now, we must go through the check list to determine if mem is within the character guidelines:

Do you drink and drive?

Do you smoke pot? (if yes, call me)

Do you enjoy McDonald's?

Do you wear jerseys with loaded weapons in a limo?

Do you throw cell phones at women?

Do you pee....... on women?

Do you have a boat?

Do you read the Enquirer for massively public information about DUI checkpoints.

If you say yes to any of that, you're disqualified.

[membengal]

Drink and drive? No

Smoke pot? Alas, no longer, but I promise you I would be glad to go back to those happy times

McDonald's? No

Jerseys with loaded weapons in a limo? No

Throw cell phones at women? No

Do I pee...on women? Not unless they are into that. Then...hmmmm.

Do I have a boat? No

Do I read Enquirer for DUI info? No.

[Kirkendall]

Have you been tased in the past six months or arrested on anything more than parking/driving violations?

[membengal]

No and no.

[bengal4life]

Have you broken into an ex-roomate's house and stole anythink in the last 12 months?

[membengal]

No.

[Kirkendall]

SIGN MEM!

[membengal]

Damn right. Sign me. Immediately.

[NYBengalfan]

One Last question, have you gotten caught giving alcohol to underage girls???

[membengal]

Ooohh, still no.

[HoosierCat]

SIGN MEM!

OK, but we'll have to take the tag off Justin to create the cap space...

[Kirkendall]

SIGN MEM!

OK, but we'll have to take the tag off Justin to create the cap space...

Fine with me. Smith and Mem had the same amount of sacks in the month of November.