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I predict 10 to 15 players will all get a party bus. Led by the likes of Henry and Thurman the bus will be pulled over for suspicious smoke coming out of the back. Police find pounds of mary-jane, cocaine, 16 year old hookers, and every player's loaded customized Bengals Glock (Christmas presents from Marvin ;)). Only good news here is no DUI's :sure:

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and every player's loaded customized Bengals Glock (Christmas presents from Marvin ;)).

Wouldn't those be presents from Tank Johnson? Or would Tank be arrested too for trying to steal them from the Bengals to add to his private collection/armory?

Anyway, my money is on someone from the Ravens. I mean, how long can Ray Ray and the boys sit there letting another team become more famous for getting arrested than they are? I see the ratbirds closing the gap this week. :lol:

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the foot ball gos says, Rucker will beat his wife!

How can he beat his wife if he is not married? Plus, how can he be charged with spousal abuse if the women (I don't condon it) he hit is not his wife?

I was under the impression he got that charge because he threw her cell phone at her.

While that's probably not the right way to hand the phone to your babe, you have to wonder when women will realize that men will pass everything... phones, keys, remotes, full cans of beer, discus, trash into the trash can from a distance like playing horseshoes, beer (five hours after drinking it), Steeler fans, DVD of Jersey Girl and gas.

We're simple species that love our sports. Nothing more. I say learn to catch. Then we'll talk.

Did I just cross a line into Tabooism?

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