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1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati?

A huddle.

2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?

The police.

3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore?

It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals "play better on grass."

5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players - "Yes your Honor, No your Honor".

6. The Bengals had a 9 and 5 season this year: 9 arrests (literally), 5 convictions.

7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted: Johnny Cochran

8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

:lol::lmao:^_^:D

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1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati?

A huddle.

2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?

The police.

3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore?

It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals "play better on grass."

5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players - "Yes your Honor, No your Honor".

6. The Bengals had a 9 and 5 season this year: 9 arrests (literally), 5 convictions.

7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted: Johnny Cochran

8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

:lol::lmao:^_^:D

This is neither your material, nor is it new material... I saw this 6 days after the steelers game

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