BengalszoneBilly Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati? A huddle. 2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving? The police. 3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. 4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals "play better on grass."5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players - "Yes your Honor, No your Honor". 6. The Bengals had a 9 and 5 season this year: 9 arrests (literally), 5 convictions. 7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted: Johnny Cochran8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp? Studying their Miranda Rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgilgris Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati? A huddle. 2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving? The police. 3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. 4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals "play better on grass."5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players - "Yes your Honor, No your Honor". 6. The Bengals had a 9 and 5 season this year: 9 arrests (literally), 5 convictions. 7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted: Johnny Cochran8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp? Studying their Miranda Rights. This is neither your material, nor is it new material... I saw this 6 days after the steelers game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 He never said it was his material, nor that it was new. Calm down, spanky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan87 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 (I post this, not as a Steelers fan, but as a football fan and one who can appreciate humor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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