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Bengals arrest don't look so bad!


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NBA OR NFL?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 repeat

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is, NBA or NFL?

Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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And we scream bloddy murder when a Bengal is arrested. I think our anger might be misplaced.

On the contrary, I think there's plenty of anger directed at Congress. Certainly they face more consequences than an NFL player. Take the recently departed and unlamented Mark Foley. A creepy perv all around, yes, but what did he actually do? Well...from a legal point of view...apparently nothing. But (and I'm not sympathetic at all) his career is toast. And heaven forbid you're in Congress and commit adultery, another thing I don't think you can be arrested for. At least not most places.

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Now add the DUI arrests of Bush and Cheney. There are at least three that I know of....plus the cocaine use that Bush has admitted but wasn't arrested for.

I can only imagine how hard it is for some of you to speak with your kids after they see you salute an American flag.

<_<

Audible laughter here, at 6:00 am in the morning. Well done. Really, that will make my day.

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