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We give Great Thanks to You and we ask again for Your Favor, Oh, <insert deity of your choice here>, to grant us deliverance for…

A Cincinnati victory over Oakland;

A San Diego victory over Denver;

An Indianapolis victory over Jacksonville;

Your special favor for Buffalo to achieve a victory over the New York Jets;

And we humbly beseech You to bestow Your Grace and Glory to Kansas City to come to victory over Baltimore;

All this we very humbly ask in Thy Name to bestow upon us Your Gracious Favor, we know that we ask for much more than your humble servants deserve, and finally, with your all knowing, clairvoyance and omnipotence, keep all the Cincinnati Bengals healthy, out of trouble and out of jail, as we praise you for your glory.

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We give Great Thanks to You and we ask again for Your Favor, Oh, <insert deity of your choice here>, to grant us deliverance for…

A Cincinnati victory over Oakland;

A San Diego victory over Denver;

An Indianapolis victory over Jacksonville;

Your special favor for Buffalo to achieve a victory over the New York Jets;

And we humbly beseech You to bestow Your Grace and Glory to Kansas City to come to victory over Baltimore;

All this we very humbly ask in Thy Name to bestow upon us Your Gracious Favor, we know that we ask for much more than your humble servants deserve, and finally, with your all knowing, clairvoyance and omnipotence, keep all the Cincinnati Bengals healthy, out of trouble and out of jail, as we praise you for your glory.

:bow:

:angel:

Erm...if KC beats BAL, they have a better than 50/50 shot at 10-6, thus pretty much killing our chances of getting in at 9-7. No thanks. BAL has games against KC, CLE, PIT, and BUF. Even if they lost to KC, I'm not buying them losing to 2 of 3 to BUF, CLE, and PIT while we finish 10-6. Too much of a longshot.

At this point, down 2 with 4 left, when we have a hard sched and BAL has an easy one, I'll take the WC.

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We give Great Thanks to You and we ask again for Your Favor, Oh, <insert deity of your choice here>, to grant us deliverance for…

A Cincinnati victory over Oakland;

A San Diego victory over Denver;

An Indianapolis victory over Jacksonville;

Your special favor for Buffalo to achieve a victory over the New York Jets;

And we humbly beseech You to bestow Your Grace and Glory to Kansas City to come to victory over Baltimore;

All this we very humbly ask in Thy Name to bestow upon us Your Gracious Favor, we know that we ask for much more than your humble servants deserve, and finally, with your all knowing, clairvoyance and omnipotence, keep all the Cincinnati Bengals healthy, out of trouble and out of jail, as we praise you for your glory.

:bow:

:angel:

Arent the Jets playing @ MIN?

Your prayers were apparently not answered - too much to ask of God to keep all of the Bengals' out of jail or not arrested over a 3 day break.

HAHAHAHAA

You guys are just too funny.

Hey Tash these are really working though, I say them every night before each game now. Keep it up!!!!!

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Your prayers were apparently not answered - too much to ask of God to keep all of the Bengals' out of jail or not arrested over a 3 day break.

New prayers, after McNugget was arrested...

...to help prevent any FURTHER arrests...

:wacko:

Arent the Jets playing @ MIN?

Hey Tash these are really working though, I say them every night before each game now. Keep it up!!!!!

Full Week 14 Sched from NFL.com...

WEEK 14

Thursday, Dec. 7

GAME TIME

AWAY HOME

Cleveland at Pittsburgh 8:00 p.m.

Sunday, Dec. 10

GAME TIME

AWAY HOME

Atlanta at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m.

Baltimore at Kansas City 1:00 p.m.

Indianapolis at Jacksonville 1:00 p.m.

Minnesota at Detroit 1:00 p.m.

New England at Miami 1:00 p.m.

N.Y. Giants at Carolina 1:00 p.m.

Oakland at Cincinnati 1:00 p.m.

Philadelphia at Washington 1:00 p.m.

Tennessee at Houston 1:00 p.m.

Green Bay at San Francisco 4:05 p.m.

Seattle at Arizona 4:05 p.m.

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets 4:15 p.m.

Denver at San Diego 4:15 p.m.

New Orleans at Dallas 8:15 p.m.

Monday, Dec. 11

GAME TIME

AWAY HOME

Chicago at St. Louis 8:30 p.m.

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F8cking Mcneal. This is just too ironic. Why the eff can't we keep these dudes out of jail?

Last thing I heard outta this guy, he was in a car with a drunk Odell driving and a drunker Cheech barfing all over a pig.

Last thing I heard outta this guy was---------Yes

as in "Do you understand these rights as i have read them to you?"-----Yes :police:

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Full Week 14 Sched from NFL.com...

WEEK 14

Baltimore at Kansas City 1:00 p.m.

Indianapolis at Jacksonville 1:00 p.m.

Oakland at Cincinnati 1:00 p.m.

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets 4:15 p.m.

Denver at San Diego 4:15 p.m.

HEY DOC (Divinity of Choice, we're very close)!

Leave McSqueal in the clink as long as you want! (maybe he'll learn something!)

However, there are several opportunities for your blessings to flow on your beloved Bengals and their fans this weekend!

As one of DOC's foremost prophets, I fearlessly predict ALL of the Bengals' wild card competitors (KC, DEN, JAX, NYJ) taking a giant step back this weekend.

Also DOC, please provide Sam Adams and Warren Sapp with their daily bread...

and steak,

and pork chops,

and chicken,

and HoHos,

and BEER,

and whatever the heck else the big fellas want to pack into their combined 800+ lbs of love this week.

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Time to refresh everyones memories to say your prayers.

And Yes, we do want KC to beat Balti, just revisit Marvin's statement in his press conference yesterday:

"This is the one we got dealt. It's what we earned. It'll be good. We get to play great football for the next four weeks. We've got to win four games. If we win four games, I think we'll have accomplished one of our first goals, and that's win the division. So we'll keep pressure on them. That's the thing we've got to do. We've got to win four games. Not worry about anything else. Just win one game at a time the next four games. I think things will take care of itself."

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