richmond_mat Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Haiku: 3 linesfirst line 5 syllables, second line 7 and the third five.for examplecorey's stock has droppedsince mikey extended thebig dollar contract I'm sure someone can do better than that. Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 How's this...I know it's not a Haiku, but I ain't Japanese either! Corey's LimmerickThere once was a back who said f**k it,and his uniform he decides he should chuck it.So Marvin says with a grin, as he tries to trade him,if I don't, he can carry our bucket! *Inspired by Kirkendalls kblog on Corey! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Mikies LimmerickThere once was a GM named Brown,who's ineptness in town was renown.But with hiring Coach Lewis,which was a benefit to us,He now ain't as much of a clown! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Chad's LimmerickThere once was a Bengal named Chad,who after touchdowns was known to be bad.But the commissioner stepped in, and said "15 yards for that sin,"now it's sad that our Chad's out of fad! Oh man...I need another drink! Bartender? Another bourbon on the rocks!! Quote
richmond_mat Posted April 3, 2004 Author Report Posted April 3, 2004 You're on a roll. I'll have to put my mind to it. Quote
jditty47 Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 keep drinkin billy, those are pretty good. Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Corey Limmerick IIThere once was a Bengal named Corey,who came to the end of his story.Then Rudi and Palmer,who couldn't act any calmer,stepped up and led Cincy to Glory! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Bengals LimmerickIn Cincy the Bengals the team,in years past, ain't had luck so it seems.But with Marvin in charge,the success will be large,and again we'll be held in high esteem!!The longer I do this...the easier it gets. Be sure to tip your waitresses and bartenders. Good night folks!! Quote
Scottishbengal Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 A Cleveland fan went to MadrasTo have his bollocks implanted with brassNow in stormy weatherHe bangs them togetherTo make sparks fly out of his assA Pittsburgh fan went to New YorkBut he only ate poultry and porkWhen asked why this wasHe said "It's because,I'm so thick I can't use a fork"A Ravens fan said to his friend"I think that I'll start a new trend,Every place that I goI'll make sounds like a crow- And I'll stick a feather in my end!" Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Very good!! I'm impressed by our Scotsman! Raiders LimmerickIt's known that the Raiders are bold,And for that many tickets are sold.But the truth of the matter,is Al's mad as a hatter, and his team is so old they may fold! Quote
chrishcovga Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 truly talented people here... This is like Def Bengals' Poets ! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Warren Sapp LimmerickThere once was a player named Sapp,who our GM Mike Brown was to tap.But the contract to sign,was pulled off the line,when Marvin detected the odor of crap! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 truly talented people here... This is like Def Bengals' Poets ! I think I've found my niche! I've never done anything like this before. It's kinda fun! Quote
hottub Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Let me try one:In the T.V. appearance that he's doneCorey managed his few fans to re-stun.That day, to his shame,Whatever his name,He proved that he's really a johnson! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Let me try one:In the T.V. appearance that he's doneCorey managed his few fans to re-stun.That day, to his shame,Whatever his name,He proved that he's really a johnson! Alright!! Quote
hottub Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 You're way too kind, Billy. Reading it over now, I wonder "what was I thinking?". I think I'll leave the limmericks to you and Scottishbengal from now on! Quote
WHO DEY AGAIN? Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 These posts are great! Billy-Something tells me your working on a new book. I beg for 1 more Billy. Quote
Dan2330 Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Let me try...There once was a player named DillionWho cried and was paid MillionsNow he wants to be a RaiderTo which we say.... Later! Quote
richmond_mat Posted April 4, 2004 Author Report Posted April 4, 2004 yeah! One must never ne afraid to lay thyself on the alter of potential public humilitation and ridicule. I do it every day! cd tanked his valueso other teams will not paywhat tight mikey wants Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Once upon a Bengal drearyAll the fans were getting wearyNot playoff or superbowl boundDillons trade we hope is found !!Marvin smiles and isn't crassMikey's thumb is up his assBengal fans don't you worryHere come the playoffs in a hurry !!Had to put in my shot at this, its addictive...WHODEY !! Quote
bengalboy Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Corey Dillon ruled the N.F.L.Got a big head, can go to hell. Quote
chrishcovga Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Ok I guess I'll give a crack at this...- There once was a player named DillonWho didn't think we could find his Fill 'in.- But Rudi's his name,- that we'll ride to fame& on the bench you'll find Dillon sittin'. ! Quote
Scottishbengal Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Just a few more - man, this stuff is addictiveThe Bengals, in orange and black,Will go on an "all out attack"The saftetys won't sleepWhen Palmer goes deepAnd Coreys' head's still up his crack!"The best player's the one that fits"Said Marvin, whilst calling a blitzIt's not a pretenceThat the Bengals' defenceWill give their opponents the s**ts!!Some people say Mikeys controlIs done with his head up his holeBut I must disagreeAnd I would love to seeDear ol' Mike lifting the Superbowl Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 These posts are great! Billy-Something tells me your working on a new book. I beg for 1 more Billy. BOOK?!? I'm really not the poetry book type. Limmericks are the comedy side of poetry, and honestly...it's all I can handle in that regard!As far as one more limmerick...why certainly, but first I must head to the kitchen for a glass of bourbon! I feel one for Maurice Clarrett coming on! I'll be back soon with the latest rendition... Quote
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