HoosierCat Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 You just cant make this stuff up, eh?The Turd-ibble Towel? Yeesh. Quote
Tasher Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 Oh $h..oh darn I hope TJ won't try to SHINE his shoes with one of those. Quote
derekshank Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.I hate the orange towels that they wave around in Cincy, because they stole it from the Steelers. I personally don't want anything in common with the Steelers.However... "the dirty brown towel?" Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Quote
BlainThePain Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 I bet it will be one of the hottest selling items of NFL merchandice. Quote
lando griffin Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 Why do certain cities and their dumb ass people completely revel in their own dirtiness? What in their minds make them take pride in it? The dirty towel! A Cleveland Original! Clevelanders are way dirtier than Cincinnatians! Bow Down! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 Hi, we're a couple of losers who couldn't come up with anything better than this piece of sh*t to merchandise and will probably be out of a job soon, but I'm going to smile for the camera while I can !!! I wonder if Corey Dillon can get us a job at Burger King ??PATHETIC !!!WHODEY !!! Quote
Spain Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 Feel sorry for the Browns, They didnt cheap shot us! However their can be only one! Time to die cleveland. Quote
NYBengalfan Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 Wow that is awful! i dont know whats worse, the fact that they copied the Steelers or that they are Making fun of the Team by comparing it to s**t! Quote
BigBenBlows Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 Wow that is awful! i dont know whats worse, the fact that they copied the Steelers or that they are Making fun of the Team by comparing it to s**t!I think the Stealers and sh*t is pretty much the same thing. So really there is no comparison. Quote
Pinkygen Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 BTW, Deadspin picked up on this. http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/imagine...e-it-200722.phpImagine What They'll Call It When They Actually Use ItFar be it from us to pretend to be experts in branding, but this new marketing gimmick for the Cleveland Browns, obviously a "riff" (and "riff" is being generous) on the Steelers' Terrible Towel, is actually called The Dirty Brown Towel.No, really; that's what they call it. We suppose if you're going to create a piece of derivative cloth to inspire a fan base that otherwise must distract itself with barking sounds, it probably behooves you to grace it with particularly memorable nomenclature, even if said nomenclature veers toward the scatty. Other suggested names were "Fart Towel," "s**t Rag," "Tiny Piece Of Felt Flecked With Physical Remnants Of The Excretory Process" and, our favorite, "Jay Mariotti."Enjoy the Comments. Quote
Kirkendall Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Not a good marketing promo...Are you kidding me Sincy! This perfectly promotes Cleveland is a bunch of ass-clowns.You know, they always say the sequel is never as good as the original. I think that applies to the Cleveland Browns too. In other words...Cleveland SUX! Quote
Sox Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 What they don't tell you is those towels are actually white when they're passed out to stains fans. Quote
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