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Three Things You Want to See in the Jungle


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#1. See the defense shutout another team... Hasn't happened since 3 December 1989 at Cleveland 21-0...

#2. See opposing quarterbacks picking themselves up off the ground, due to our fierce pass rush...

#3. See less fans from opposing teams being asshats in our stadium...

I could have went with the obvious, "Win the Superbowl" or "A healthy Carson", but I'm looking for something different.

That's the best I could do at 2:10am while pulling duty !!! :sleep1:

WHODEY !!!

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#1 Sam and Peko allowing Justin Smith or Pollack to completely blow up Ben Roethlisberger and Peyton Manning.

#2 Deltha O`neal doing his best Deion impersonation, game after game.

#3 TJ and Chad both topping 1000 yards receving for the season.

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1. Celebration of a playoff win

2. Watching Hines Ward cry

3. Seeing the rally before the Superbowl

:bengal:

I want to see Roethlisturdburglar twitching on the ground with his brains leaking out his ears after a blindside blitz from Pollack.

Sorry, was that too much?

Maybe. I was going to say I wanted to see Rothlisturd's beard get smacked off his face by a vicious Madieu hit, but that's just me!

Oh yeah, and the other thing I really want to see is Kelly Monaco streaking across the field at halftime, butt naked!

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Numero Uno: Gunslinger starting the season at KC and lasting the whole year all the way to the Super Bowl w/o any more knee problems.

2. How big an impact Madieu's return and the addition of Doublewide Sam and Dex Jack will have on the defense.

3. Something that resembles a pass rush, however it has to be engineered.

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1. More C. Johnson celebrations...and a fine running tally!

2. The Cincy Defense shut down the opposition at least once

3. Play Philly in the Super Bowl...but lose. (Sorry, gotta go with my 1st love!)

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1. better redzone percentages on both sides of the ball.

2. solid special teams all year long.

3. allow less than 4 100 yard rushers all season long.

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#1. See the defense shutout another team... Hasn't happened since 3 December 1989 at Cleveland 21-0...

#2. See opposing quarterbacks picking themselves up off the ground, due to our fierce pass rush...

#3. See less fans from opposing teams being asshats in our stadium...

I could have went with the obvious, "Win the Superbowl" or "A healthy Carson", but I'm looking for something different.

That's the best I could do at 2:10am while pulling duty !!! :sleep1:

WHODEY !!!

1. All opposing teams in the top 10 in offense stuffed to 50% of their average.

2. Bengal offense #1 in points, yards, 3rd down efficiency, red zone efficiency, yards per play, yards per pass attempt, fewest sacks allowed, fewest turnovers.

3. Marvin Lewis and Mike Brown dousing each other with champange while fans go nuts after big win in Miami.

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1 - Maturity. Larry Foote wasn't wrong about the Bengals melting down at halftime of the playoff game. In fact, I've said as much myself, and so dod most others here. So I'm hoping to see this team mature emotionally to the point that opposing teams can no longer be rewarded by waiting for the Bengals to self destruct.

2 - Attitude. This team not only needs to match the physical play of teams like the Steelers...they need to become the new bully. Complex schemes and outrageous team speed are all well and good, but the last time I checked football is still a game where violence is very often rewarded by being able to force your will upon the other team.

3 - A real Marvin Lewis defense. They're close. Most of the pieces are in place. Please don't keep a me waiting.

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um...why do ppl think we imploded at halftime of our playoff game? mb we did but that wasnt the downfall. Kitna was in at qb, steelers didnt prepare for him, thats why he went off in the first half...they adjusted to him in the 2nd half, and the rest is history.

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If it could be anything

1. FREE f**kIN BEER. I always feel like a moron getting drunk off of $6 beer and spending 100 bucks

2. Affordable BJ's from Ben-Gals offered at the concession line. Who cares if their fuglies, my motto is a blowjob knows no face! :D

3. Eight home victories followed up with eight road victories.

You just said three things you want to see at the jungle, you didn't specifiy. So don't trample on my dreams, bitches! :P

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1. 3-0 in the division at home.

2. No Steeler fans.

3. AFC Championship Game.

If I didn't have my own, I would second this one... :cheers:

1) A stadium that gets loud ALL the time when we are on DEF, I cannot tell you how many times I look around and see people sitting on their ass or talking when we have a key 3rd down play.

2) Beating the s**t out of Pissburgh on New Years Eve to win Homefield Advantage and knock them out of the Wildcard.

3) Me running onto the field after we beat Indy in the Championship game en route to our first SuperBowl win [i did this in 89 after beating Buffalo].

Great Topic!!

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I thought the Riverdance was pretty funny !!! It got enough attention that Hines Ward attempted it (and looked like an asshat in the process)...

What's new. He skips around like a little puss and hasn't had an original thought since day one.

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1) The Bengals outrush their opponents by a 2-1 ratio while Carson comes sits the first two home games. (A 2-1 rushing ratio almost guarantees a win).

2) The secondary stay healthy all year long.

3) Willie, Levi, and Eric all congratulating each other on their new extensions.

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Ok, time to get serious about this one. Here are the top three things I want to see in The Jungle this season....

1. The words Paul Brown Stadium. Come on Mikey, don't let the big franchise asshats convince you to sell it to P&G or some crap. Honor your papa. He's an Ohio hero for football fans.

2. Our safeties stay healthy for an entire freaking season. I love KK, but I don't want to see him start a single game this coming season.

3. MY FAT ASS IN A SEAT! Who's buying me season tickets?

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