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Million Dollar Pool Cue Ball


rizzy

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I love his tongue in cheek sales gimmick..

This is my luck ball. I've never lost a game playing with this ball. I really didn't want to part with it, but times are tough. My oldest daughter is planning and extravagant wedding with the reception being held at the most expensive restaurant in town. We need to raise cash quickly. We are also sending our son on a missions trip to Asia to raise the international awareness of billiards around the globe and get him off his lazy @#$. It is time for him to see how hard the rest of the world has it. . .

This ball is presently on display in our Columbus OH showroom. Please stop by shoot a few games on our 9' Victory pool tables. If you sink the 8 ball on the break we might even give you a 20% discount on the price of this ball.

This ball is not locked up or stored behind glass. As a matter of fact, it is sitting unprotected in the middle of our best selling pool table right now. Some people say we are stupid for leaving such a valuable cue ball just lying around for some bum to steal. Call us crazy, but we feel it ads a hint of excitement and danger to our otherwise routine showroom environment.

We reserve the right to end the auction early if someone walks into our showroom and beats us in a game of pool using this cue ball. It just wouldn't be right to sell a lucky ball after it's luck has run out.

This is just another form of advertisement (albeit creative) for their business. A million bucks...good Lord.

GUARANTEE

Yeah right. We do not guarantee that this ball will bring you luck. No refunds allowed.

No s**t?

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