Ox Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 http://sportsgoons.com/All college players who enter the NFL Draft are put through a series of rigorous physical tests. They are also put to the test mentally by a test known as the Wonderlic Personnel Test, which is similar to an IQ test. Although the questions are arguably not very hard, most prospective NFL’ers score around 50% or worse on the test. You may have seen a version of the Wonderlic on ESPN Page 2 recently, but at SportsGoons we've been offering a sampling of Wonderlic questions for three years running. Without further ado, here is a sampling of questions from the 2006 version of the test.You get caught having sex in public on a boat cruise. Which of the following should you do?a) Finish. b ) Play the race card. c) Deny it. d) Blow out your ACL in order to avoid a league suspension. e) Ask for a $10 million raise.How do you spell the word "bust?":a) B-u-s-t b ) R-y-a-n L-e-a-f c) A-l-e-x S-m-i-t-h d) V-i-n-s Y-u-n-gYou choose Drew Rosenhaus as your agent. Which of the following is the most likely scenario?a) You'll hold out by year two of your deal. b ) Your career will be ruined by year two of your deal. c) Next question.Which of the following images do you associate least with the NFL?a)b )c)e)BITCH | HO • Do these words:a) Have similar meanings b ) Have contradictory meanings c) Mean neither the same nor opposite?Super Bowl tickets are selling for $1,000 on the street. You have four tickets at $200 face value. How much profit can you make by scalping your tickets?a) $500 b ) $3,200 c) $2,000, less the $1,200 fee charged by Coach Tice. d) Uhhhh... e) 1/5,000th of your yearly salary.ESPN analyst Michael Irvin takes a liking to you. What do you do?a) Run b ) Sit-ups in your driveway. c) A lot of crack.How many illegitimate kids can you fit into a 2006 Escalade?a) 2 b ) what kids? c) 6 d) 8 e) I don't allow kids in my rideAssume the first two statements are true. Is the final one:The Whizzinator is a device that helps you pass a drug test. You are caught with a Whizzinator in your duffel bag. You're on drugs.a) True b ) Next question.A car driven by Cherica Adams is traveling down Grand Ave. at 30 miles per hour, and is 1 mile from the intersection of Grand and 2nd Street. Rae Carruth’s contract killer is in a Mercedes, 3 miles away on 2nd street. How fast does the killer have to drive in order to arrive at the intersection in time to shoot Carruth’s girlfriend and her unborn baby?a) 50 miles per hour b ) A mile is the same as 3 football fields, right? c) As fast as it takes to shut that ho up e) 0 miles per hour - I'll kill her myself when she gets homeWhich of the following players can the media NOT compare young white wide receivers to?a) Ed McCaffrey b ) Drew Bennett c) Steve Largent d) Jerry RiceA player and an agent form a partnership and agree that the agent will receive 15% of the negotiated contract. If the player is told to hold out, unpaid, for a larger contract, how long will it take until you realize that your agent is screwing you over just so he can get a bigger piece of the pie?a) 1 game b ) 6 games c) An entire season d) Ask Drew RosenhausYou are asked to participate in something called "Dancing with the Stars" after your Hall-of-Fame career ends. What course of action do you take?a) Respectfully decline. b ) Tarnish your image as an all-time great by taking the competition seriously. c) Whatever it takes to hook up with Stacy Keibler.What are the consequences of getting caught smoking weed?a) Mandatory 4-game suspension b ) Loss of respect c) Lung cancer d) The munchiesASK | AXE • Do these words:a) Have similar meanings b ) Have contradictory meanings c) Mean neither the same nor opposite?Peyton Manning lacks:a) A killer instinct b ) A Super Bowl title c) Respect d) BallsAnswers:1. b 2. a 3. c 4. d. 5. c 6. e 7. a 8. b 9. 1-c, 2-d, 3-b, 4-a, 5-b 10. a 11. d 12. d 13. c 14. d 15. a 16. d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 That is INSANELY funny :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimoTherapy Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 That was way too funny. I actually took the Wonderlic test online (just Google Wonderlic and NFL) the other day after reading about Vince Young's score of 6. The questions are pathetically easy. I managed to answer all of the questions in the time allowed and scored a perfect 50. I am not bragging but I just can't see how you could get a low score on this test unless you were seriously mentally impaired.I bet that the majority of the folks on this board (excluding Spain) would get high scores as well even though you are all Bengal fans If any of you have some extra time maybe you can find a decent link and create a poll to see what the other fans on this board get on the test.I'd do the poll but I don't think I'd get mush positive response due to my team orientation.Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da boss Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 WOW that was really funny. It is even something squeeler fans can understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenbengal14 Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 nice Ox but i still dont think Vince Young could pass it or even get a 7 on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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