HOMBRE DE ACERO Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Look, this should come as no surprise, but I @#%$ hate the Patriots. @#%$ hate 'em. And that goes for pretty much everyone involved with their team. players, coaches, fans, everyone. Some may call it jealously, and they may well be right. But I'm getting real. And this time, I'm holding nothin' back. Corey Dillon - You little bitch. You cry and moan for 5 years in Cincinnati, and now we are supposed to believe that you are the consumate team player? You may be sellin' crazy, but I ain't buyin'. Oh, and how does it feel that your replacement Rudi Johnson has been kicking ass with the team you kicked to the curb? The guy you described as not being able to hold your jock? That burn you up a bit? Hmmm? Asante Samuel - Dude, if you suck, you have to cut the locks. That's the rules. Mike Vrabel - You bush-league OSU Andy Katzenmoyer wanna-be mofo. Buy a @#%$ vowel. Tom Brady - 3 Rings, 9-0 in the playoffs, GQ, Sportsman of the Year, blah..blah..blah. I just hope cameras are in the locker room when a desperate Drew Henson busts into the locker room in two weeks screaming "Tell you what. We coulda had a good life together, f**kin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that, that's all we got boy, f**kin' all. I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!!!" Teddy Bruschi - I hope that the collective sound the five million Pats fans fellating your schwantz rings in your ears forever. Because everyone else thinks you are a stupid a**h***. Go spend time with your kids before you end up like Christopher Pike, or even worse, another Terri Sciavo. Adam Vinatieri - As much as you have saved their asses over the years, Adam, your teammates still look at you as an idiot kicker. Sorry, bro. Richard Seymour - Helping kids through the United Way, my ass. Gary Glitter wants to know why you don't respond to his letters anymore. Randall Gay - Too easy. Next. Pats' Cheerleaders - You are the worst kind of South Shore Mass-Rat trash. The only thing separating you from the 28 year old divorcees chowing at the bar on a Friday night at the Ninety-Nine on Rte. 1 in Saugus is 25 miles on 128. Anyway, why even have cheerleaders when your quarterback is prettier? Rodney Harrison - Another member of the Corey Dillon "Good Teammate @#%$ lately" club in Foxboro. I hope you get a staph infection. Troy Brown - "Yes, Massa Bill, whatever you want, Massa. Play defensive back? Sure. Defensive tackle? I'll try. Whatever prolongs my marginal pro career another day." Pats' Fans - Bandwagon bitches with no soul and even less football knowledge. Don't tell me that you "were there in the Grogan and Eason days." It's bulls**t. You know how I know - because all the games were blacked out. So either you are one of the 30,000 season ticket holders in 1991 or you didn't see them at all. Liars. Larry Izzo - Time to get a real job already, bro. Dan Klecko - How does it feel to know that no matter what you do, you will always be a failure in your father's eyes? Willie McGuinest - Age is a bitch, isn't Willie - and it sure ain't treating you well. Dance all you want, you are still a detestable punk. Pat Patriot - Lose the silver face-paint, bro. Makes you look like Tom Brady's funboy. Christian Fauria - You know what is the worse part about being at front of one of Tom Brady's daisy chains, that Fatty McButterpants, while cuddly, never gives you the reacharound he affords Tom. Sorry you got replaced by Ben Watson. But then again, you were never really a starter. and last but certainly not least, Bill Belichick - I @#%$ hate you the most, you back-stabbing smug sunofabitch. Here's a secret, Bill. Nobody really likes you very much. Those who pretend to just tolerate you because you have caught alot of breaks. (See Cleveland). When the salary cap blows up (and it will), the knives will come out in New England just as they always do for anybody who wins them a championship. Just remember that as you waste away in a darkened hotel room with reels of film, a three week old beard, uncut fingernails and a nasty case of Howard Hughes misanthropy. And here's another secret, your father was a loser. And someone told me he never really loved you. I hope he suffered. STEELERS PATSSTEELERES COLTSSTEELERS BRONCOSSTEELERS BEARS IN XLSTEELERS WORLD CMAPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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