WhoDey42 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 SPN.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 That is some funny S**T !!! WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Why is Ben Roethlisberger starting for the Steelers instead of Charlie Batch? Scoop Jackson exposes Bill Cowher's history of unabashed racism. This game is going to be won by the team that exacts its will on its opponent. It's that simple. Football is about physicality, and the more physical team will take home the Super Bowl trophy. I won three championships in my career so I know what I'm talking about. In becoming a three-time champion, I had to make sacrifices and endure more pain than you can even imagine. Want to know how many surgeries I had during my career? Twenty-nine. That's right. I had 29 surgeries. The likes of you can't even begin to conceive the level of sacrifice required to be a champion. You know what? I'm going to go get another surgery now just to prove I'm better than you.Okay, I'm back. That's 30 surgeries I've had now. Thirty! I had them do a needless procedure on my eye – going in through my rectum – just to prove you're a p***y and that I'm better than you. Come on. Say it. Say that I'm better than you. You know it's true. Want to know what else? I made sure they didn't use any anesthetic so I could feel each glorious and excruciating second. Want to know why? Because I'm a champion and a true champion can put up with pain. And we'll find out whether the Steelers or Seahawks are true champions this Sunday.—Mark Schlereth "I tell you what, Jerome Bettis can flat out RUN the football" ......Thanks for the insight, Mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDey42 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 My favorite part:Necessary PrecautionsBill Cowher to be tranquilized, held in cage for entire week before Super Bowl.• Cowher to Seahawks fans: "AAWHD LAAAH MOAGKILOA!"• Steelers linebacker Joey Porter calls Seahawks cowards for not running ball up middle every play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Antonio Bengal Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Vote: Should SportsNation rise up and take over the country in a bloody coup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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