Novacek confuses me!!!!

[AMC]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3690072/?pg=2#anc_spt_novacek05

See if you can interpret this...

[turningpoint]

he had a type-o, and i believe he indeed did pick the cotls to win.

[walshfan]

Typo error on his part.. He's picking the Bengals.....

He's also picking the Ravens to upset the Steelers..

[The_Next_Big_Thing]

It's Jay Novacek. Don't expect any sense from him.

[NYBengalfan]

I dont get it. The only thing I could think of is that he is picking us to win and he typed in the wrong team.

[AMC]

I dont get it. The only thing I could think of is that he is picking us to win and he typed in the wrong team.

That's what I understood...i think him and Aikman could have a million mile staring contest and it would be a tie....although when I look at Aikman and listen to him, I get the impression that someone else is driving the bus, you know....same with Novacek....

[NYBengalfan]

I dont get it. The only thing I could think of is that he is picking us to win and he typed in the wrong team.

That's what I understood...i think him and Aikman could have a million mile staring contest and it would be a tie....although when I look at Aikman and listen to him, I get the impression that someone else is driving the bus, you know....same with Novacek....

They definitely had their share of concussions. Its really affected them.

[turningpoint]

all i know is if we win sunday and the steelers lose, we have the inside track the division.

cause the colts will beat the steelers in indy.

so even if we lose to the steelers, we'll be a game ahead, if we can win out.

[duus]

all i know is if we win sunday and the steelers lose, we have the inside track the division.

cause the colts will beat the steelers in indy.

so even if we lose to the steelers, we'll be a game ahead, if we can win out.

I agree. I would love the scenario where we enter the 12/4 game against the Steelers having beaten the Colts and sit with a 2 game lead on the Steelers. But you are saying that the Steelers will lose 2 road games in a row after they haven't lost one for about 15 months or so. That's a tall task. I hope you are prophetic. That would be THE SCENARIO that might propell the Bengals into the perfect position for the last month of the season.

I'm dreamin' with you!

[Stripes]

all i know is if we win sunday and the steelers lose, we have the inside track the division.

cause the colts will beat the steelers in indy.

so even if we lose to the steelers, we'll be a game ahead, if we can win out.

I agree. I would love the scenario where we enter the 12/4 game against the Steelers having beaten the Colts and sit with a 2 game lead on the Steelers. But you are saying that the Steelers will lose 2 road games in a row after they haven't lost one for about 15 months or so. That's a tall task. I hope you are prophetic. That would be THE SCENARIO that might propell the Bengals into the perfect position for the last month of the season.

I'm dreamin' with you!

This does sound wonderful, but these are the same thing Ravens fans were begging the Lord to happen last season. It just seems way too farfetched to even consider, so I cannot bring myself to do so. I need to see the Big Ben regime lose some more regular season games first. 18-1 is no joke.

[HairOnFire]

I can't feel bad for Troy Aikman even if he's had so many concussions he always hears a ringing phone. Seriously, I was at Harry's Sushi on the island of Maui several years ago and Aikman walked in with the best looking piece of womanflesh I have ever seen in my entire life. I'm talking about a perfect body, a gorgeous face, and eyes so dark and smokey that I nearly have to cough just thinking about them. My wife caught me staring in her direction and asked..."Hey, isn't that Troy Aikman?" I actually looked around for a second or two before I realized that he was the one holding onto the sweet stuff.

[Stripes]

This isn't likely the specimen you are talking about, but perhaps...

Rhonda Worthey Aikman

[HairOnFire]

Nope, the gal he was escorting that day was a dark brunette who dripped class and sexuality in equal measure. Must have been 5 years ago at least. The funny thing about it was my wife went wet and weepy over Troy and joked that if he'd have her she'd have to leave me. I replied that if she put in a good word for me with the brunette she could leave with my blessing. I even offered to pay for their cab ride. We laughed for a minute or two and then I immediately asked the sushi chef to send an order of uni (sea urchin) to Troy's table. My wife asked why I was doing that and I answered..."I hate uni. It's the worst thing you can put in your mouth."

Sadly, the sushi chef refused my generous offer, explaining..."Troy Aikman no like uni."

True story. Stupid, but true.

[TecmoFever]

Nope, the gal he was escorting that day was a dark brunette who dripped class and sexuality in equal measure. Must have been 5 years ago at least. The funny thing about it was my wife went wet and weepy over Troy and joked that if he'd have her she'd have to leave me. I replied that if she put in a good word for me with the brunette she could leave with my blessing. I even offered to pay for their cab ride. We laughed for a minute or two and then I immediately asked the sushi chef to send an order of uni (sea urchin) to Troy's table. My wife asked why I was doing that and I answered..."I hate uni. It's the worst thing you can put in your mouth."

Sadly, the sushi chef refused my generous offer, explaining..."Troy Aikman no like uni."

True story. Stupid, but true.

It sounds like you're talking about MY wife. She dumped Troy when she found out she could date a skinny math nerd who was a Bengals fan. It's been happy times ever since.

Oh yeah, and she no like uni either.

[The Big Orange]

Novacek rides the short bus to school...

Him saying he thinks the Bengals will win only to officially "picking" the Colts with the official bold print and colon et al is only the exclamation point to a thouroughly juicey with moronic article.

He starts with the little known truth that the Colts have great talent on offense, which is about as obvious and understated as saying there are a couple of building in Iraq with structural damage.

He follows that up with saying that the Colts will "recognize" our offense...is this because we play them every preseason with totally different personaell using primarily our backups, or did they meet at a barmiphvah, or is it because it looks like the Colts offense? I recognize fresh parmisan cheese, but that's not very newsworthy either.

It's time for the Colts to stumble??? Is Peyton and Edge both on their period or does it have something to do with our play or is it a bad luck date having to do with a horse curse on the chinese calender?

And finally, the stadium and the fans will be rocking...not just the stadium...not just the fans...but both. No wonder Portune is so pissed at the 450 Million...apparently 200 million of that went to a pulsating mega structure. The hydolics for the endzone sections alone were a real bitch.

Novacek is a moron. He couldn't dry our Kirk's balls. He needs to stick with being a forgotten former player...it's what he does best, or at least better.

[jungleman]

you would think an editor would read that before putting it online. thats why msnbc is a joke.