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Some of these suggestions where taken from the Pollack nickname poll, and I thought, well why not make one for Thurman.

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Nicknames seem to be important around here.

Thus, I now propose that the entire Bengals defense be given the Bengalzone tag of...Orange Crunk.....and all Bengal defensive players be given appropriately crunky nicknames.

Possible examples of this Orange Crunkishness? Well, starting with the El Beez...

David Pollack becomes the Jokah.

O'Dell Thurman becomes O-Dawg.

Landon Johnson becomes El Jay.

Brian Simmons becomes Q-Storm.

Nate Webster becomes Gnat-Web.

Khalid Abdullah becomes Kid Marz.

Caleb Miller becomes Razor Cal.

Crunk out.

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At least you didn't suggest "Chocolate Thunder" (LOL!). I thought folks on this board were already referring to him as the Thurman-ator . . . I'm pretty sure that's what Dave Lapham will call him.

I would prefer, with all apologies to Oscar Robertson, the "Big 'O'". The center of the defense could be referred to as the 'O-rogeneous Zone'. Of course, after every big hit, everybody would refer to Thurman CREAMING the ball carrier.

This could really get 'out of hand' . . .

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At least you didn't suggest "Chocolate Thunder" (LOL!). I thought folks on this board were already referring to him as the Thurman-ator . . . I'm pretty sure that's what Dave Lapham will call him.

I would prefer, with all apologies to Oscar Robertson, the "Big 'O'". The center of the defense could be referred to as the 'O-rogeneous Zone'. Of course, after every big hit, everybody would refer to Thurman CREAMING the ball carrier.

This could really get 'out of hand' . . .

Funny thing about Lapham is if the guy doesn't have a nickname, he'll just use initials, then the whole name afterwards anyway. Example:

"Then AB, Anthony Brown, came up and made the hit."

"Beautiful bullet pass by CP, Carson Palmer, just over the outreached hands of Ed Reed."

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