turningpoint Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 LMAO anyone see this guy try to hit a driver off a tee......he couldn;t hit the ball when he swung.He finally just picked it up and tossed the ball, the episode of him doing this will be on next tuesday. Quote
San Antonio Bengal Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 You should have seen me try to play golf for the first (and only) time. I was quite a sight. I couldn't hit a ball off of a tee to save my life. The weird thing was that on one hole (after swinging and missing several times in a row) I actually not only managed to make contact with the ball on the tee, but it sailed almost 200 yards down the middle of the fairway. People I was with said that I did pretty good to have never touched a golf club before, but I say it was beginners luck. Quote
Indycat Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 Golf is an easy sport only to those who've never tried it. Quote
jjakq27 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 Golf is an easy sport only to those who've never tried it. Anyone ever see Robin Williams' comedy skit about golf and the Scottish. It is hysterical. Quote
Kirkendall Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 Golf is an easy sport only to those who've never tried it. Ain't that the truth. Quote
Bobcat Bengal Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 Chad is a funny mofo.I'm suprised he's not in rap videos.If I ever make one....he'll be in mine, sporting his jheri curl wig. Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 On the rare occasions I'm unlucky enough to be out on the links, a transformation takes place in me everytime on the 1st tee. I'm no longer "Billy the Duffer." I become "the Mulligan Man!! And I'm not talking about hawking no water softeners either! It's always 18 consecutive holes of me finally picking up my ball, (that's if I can even find the damn thing to pick it up in the first place! ) add up my double-digit number of strokes, and divide them by 2. If it's a windy day, then I'll divide by 3! Then I'll factor in the number of beers I personally consumed while playing that single hole (usually a 2 minimum!) to the sum of the strokes, and WA-LA!! I just shot me a 10 on that par 4 hole!! Quote
bengalboomer7 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 I''ve played about every sport you can and have played gold for almost 15 years. it is by far the hardest sport i have ever palyed and I am absolutely addicted to it! Quote
bengalindian Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 Golf is an easy sport only to those who've never tried it. Anyone ever see Robin Williams' comedy skit about golf and the Scottish. It is hysterical. Let's Call it a Stroke, cuz that's what you have every time you swing the damn club!Yes, Robin Williams Live on Broadway is HILARIOUS Quote
Kirkendall Posted April 20, 2005 Report Posted April 20, 2005 On the rare occasions I'm unlucky enough to be out on the links, a transformation takes place in me everytime on the 1st tee. I'm no longer "Billy the Duffer." I become "the Mulligan Man!! And I'm not talking about hawking no water softeners either! It's always 18 consecutive holes of me finally picking up my ball, (that's if I can even find the damn thing to pick it up in the first place! ) add up my double-digit number of strokes, and divide them by 2. If it's a windy day, then I'll divide by 3! Then I'll factor in the number of beers I personally consumed while playing that single hole (usually a 2 minimum!) to the sum of the strokes, and WA-LA!! I just shot me a 10 on that par 4 hole!! Bit of advice -- drink more beer! Quote
turningpoint Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Posted April 21, 2005 I'm decent I started playing my junior year, so about 4 years ago, and I'm down to about a 10 handicap....and i only play recreationally, like once every 2 weeks,I have friend with a 2 handicap that helped me out with my swing....nothing like 250yds straight down the fair way for me. I just need to work on my putting and i'll be a 4-5 handicap np. Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 nothing like 250yds straight down the fair way for me. Are you serious? I'd be damn lucky to do that driving a golf cart, much less a golf ball! Quote
turningpoint Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Posted April 21, 2005 yeah, i was hooking the f**k out of it, but he told me to put a ball next to the tee and a little behind the tee, so when i swing i try to come in more, and i wont hit the ball that's further out, it stops me from coming across the ball, and in theory stops the ball from spinning and hooking. Works like a charm... i just look wierd having 2 balls there when I'm hitting off the tee! Quote
jditty47 Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 i can crack it 250 easy. i just need to play more...i suck at putting heh Quote
turningpoint Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Posted April 21, 2005 exactly nothing like 3 putting a hole to piss you off. Quote
R-U-D-I Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 So which ball you hittin', the one on the tee or the one off? I'd probably miss both Quote
turningpoint Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Posted April 21, 2005 one on the tee of course. Quote
Kirkendall Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 I'd probably miss both Bit of advice -- drink more beer. Quote
Kirkendall Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 BengalsZone.com golf outing? Thinking July, right before training camp then we take a big ol' yellow Tom Hanks style school bus to Georgetown. That would be fun. Quote
not-another Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 Screw golf, its a boring ass sport. The only balls I have ever played with was on my knees... bouncing a soccer ball. I'm not that athletic. But, I do drive a mad golf cart . Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 Screw golf, its a boring ass sport. The only balls I have ever played with was on my knees... Quote
jditty47 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 Screw golf, its a boring ass sport. The only balls I have ever played with was on my knees... lol. thank you mister broome for another lovely image...especially of not another Quote
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