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You should have seen me try to play golf for the first (and only) time. I was quite a sight. I couldn't hit a ball off of a tee to save my life. The weird thing was that on one hole (after swinging and missing several times in a row) I actually not only managed to make contact with the ball on the tee, but it sailed almost 200 yards down the middle of the fairway. People I was with said that I did pretty good to have never touched a golf club before, but I say it was beginners luck.

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On the rare occasions I'm unlucky enough to be out on the links, a transformation takes place in me everytime on the 1st tee. I'm no longer "Billy the Duffer." I become "the Mulligan Man!! And I'm not talking about hawking no water softeners either!

It's always 18 consecutive holes of me finally picking up my ball, (that's if I can even find the damn thing to pick it up in the first place! :huh: ) add up my double-digit number of strokes, and divide them by 2. If it's a windy day, then I'll divide by 3! Then I'll factor in the number of beers I personally consumed while playing that single hole (usually a 2 minimum!) to the sum of the strokes, and WA-LA!! I just shot me a 10 on that par 4 hole!! ^_^

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Golf is an easy sport only to those who've never tried it. :)

Anyone ever see Robin Williams' comedy skit about golf and the Scottish. It is hysterical. :lol::lol::lol:

Let's Call it a Stroke, cuz that's what you have every time you swing the damn club!

Yes, Robin Williams Live on Broadway is HILARIOUS :D

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On the rare occasions I'm unlucky enough to be out on the links, a transformation takes place in me everytime on the 1st tee. I'm no longer "Billy the Duffer." I become "the Mulligan Man!! And I'm not talking about hawking no water softeners either!

It's always 18 consecutive holes of me finally picking up my ball, (that's if I can even find the damn thing to pick it up in the first place! :huh: ) add up my double-digit number of strokes, and divide them by 2. If it's a windy day, then I'll divide by 3! Then I'll factor in the number of beers I personally consumed while playing that single hole (usually a 2 minimum!) to the sum of the strokes, and WA-LA!! I just shot me a 10 on that par 4 hole!! ^_^

Bit of advice -- drink more beer!

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I'm decent I started playing my junior year, so about 4 years ago, and I'm down to about a 10 handicap....and i only play recreationally, like once every 2 weeks,

I have friend with a 2 handicap that helped me out with my swing....

nothing like 250yds straight down the fair way for me. :)

I just need to work on my putting and i'll be a 4-5 handicap np.

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yeah, i was hooking the f**k out of it, but he told me to put a ball next to the tee and a little behind the tee, so when i swing i try to come in more, and i wont hit the ball that's further out, it stops me from coming across the ball, and in theory stops the ball from spinning and hooking. Works like a charm... i just look wierd having 2 balls there when I'm hitting off the tee! :wacko:

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Screw golf, its a boring ass sport. The only balls I have ever played with was on my knees...

:blink::o:P:D:lol:

lol. thank you mister broome for another lovely image...especially of not another ;)

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