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This is one of our favorite games ..... variations are the movie game, and the vacation game. You may not recognize the name, but as soon as I describe it, you'll go " Oh ... Yeah .. we do that ". I should point out that this game is also known as " Tell me what restaurant I'm thinking " .... See if you haven't played this in the last week or so ...........

Restaurant game :

Wife says " lets go get something to eat." ... You reply " OK. Sounds good. ( here's where it starts ) " Where do you want to go? ". Upon hearing this, she trumps you with " OH ... I don't care. Any ol' place .... YOU choose. "

How about Appleby's ?????? ( her ) Nah ... too far.

Fridays ???? ( her ) too crowded.

Ruby Tuesdays ?? ( her ) Didn't like the hamburger.

Well where DO you want to go ??? ( her exasperated ) I TOLD YOU I don't care .... you choose.

Well I just suggested 3 places and you didn't want to go to any of them ...... ( her indignantly ) Well now why are you being like that ????

At this stage of the game, you feel like you've been doing " Who's On First ? " The game continues until A. you do indeed identify the restaurant that she's been thinking or B. you both get mad and stay home. Either way tho the outcome is the same ..... YOU LOSE B)

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Not quite. Me and my fiancé goes more like this.

Him-Lets eat at Hooters

Me-No

Him-Why? They have good chicken wings.

Me-They have half dressed sluts working there.

Him-Come on...

It goes on and on like that.

Posted
Not quite. Me and my fiancé goes more like this.

Him-Lets eat at Hooters

Me-No

Him-Why? They have good chicken wings.

Me-They have half dressed sluts working there.

Him-Come on...

It goes on and on like that.

B) But ............. Do they really have good chicken wings ?????

Posted

With the guys at work, it kinda goes like this:

1: "Where are we going?"

2: "How about Pengs?"

3: "How about something else? We were just there last week."

4: "What about that Greek place?"

2: "Oh, that sounds good"

1: "It's too far. I need to be back at work at 1:00."

4: "Fine. Be that way."

1: "Okay. I will."

... conversation repeats going through who knows how many different places until we evetually arrive at consensus ...

3: "What about Pengs?"

1: "Fine by me."

4: "Me too."

2: "Wasn't that what I first suggested?"

3: "Yeah? So?"

2: *sigh*

Posted
Not quite. Me and my fiancé goes more like this.

Him-Lets eat at Hooters

Me-No

Him-Why? They have good chicken wings.

Me-They have half dressed sluts working there.

Him-Come on...

It goes on and on like that.

Wow!! That's eerily close to the conversation I've had with my girlfriend:

Me-Lets eat at Hooters.

Her-No

Me-Why? They have good food.

Her-They have half dressed sluts working there.

Me-Baby...if you take off your top and start cooking dinner, whats the difference!?!

Her-*#!#%*$@# you %$!@*&$@*!!!!

Me-I'll just call Pizza Hut.

:lol:

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Me and my girlfriend: 15 minutes to decide if she's actually hungry, 20 minutes deciding on a place, 20 more minutes deciding what she wants, then she gets aggravated and says she's not hungry anymore and nevermind the whole thing. Every damn day!!! :angry:

Women...gotta love 'em.

Oh, and Hooters has great buffalo wings. And half-dressed sluts. A++ in my book!

BN1281

Posted

I know...I try to keep a low profile. B)

BN1281

  • 2 weeks later...
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Me-Lets eat at Hooters.

Her-No

Me-Why? They have good food.

Her-They have half dressed sluts working there.

Me-Baby...if you take off your top and start cooking dinner, whats the difference!?!

Her-*#!#%*$@# you %$!@*&$@*!!!!

Me-I'll just call Pizza Hut.

:lol:

You have to have big ones to say, "Me-Baby...if you take off your top and start cooking dinner, whats the difference!?!"

to your gf.

My hats off to you. :player:

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You have to have big ones to say, "Me-Baby...if you take off your top and start cooking dinner, whats the difference!?!"

to your gf.

Uh...what girlfriend? :blink:

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