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In nature, whenever an inferior animal is threatened or fearful of the situation that is presented to it, a similar defense mechanism is triggered. The animal or insect tries to puff up or rear itself to make it appear larger tointimidatee a predator from coming near it. For example, when cornered cats rear their backs up, cobras unveil a hood, frogs swell up to appear larger, etc.

Now, 99.9% of the Bills fans who have trolled onto this site display similar character traits of the aforementioned animals/insects. Why else can you explain them banging their chests, and screaming at the top of their lungs without being originally provoked. It appears as some of these snakes feel cornered this weekend and are trying to intimidate the predator (BENGALS) from killing it's prey (bills). While I am no scientist, I did stay at a holiday inn last night.

Here's to letting the beast out the cage this weekend and squashing them like a bug!

Who-Dey 'til the day that I die!!!!

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Yeah, that or we have no doubts that we'll beat your sorry ass team.

I love how you guys read into this like we are scared. You're assesment is really charming but it really dosen't apply. The way I see it you are attempting to give you and your fellow Bungles fans a ray of hope in an otherwise grim situation. Your best QB, best CD, best DE, and starting center are out and you're about to play the hottest team in football.

Yeah we're really scared. Here let me unviel my hood. Who are you Jack Hanna. loser.

Get ready to get dominated. no need to read into that. It means exactly what it says.

Not even close.

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In nature, whenever an inferior animal is threatened or fearful of the situation that is presented to it, a similar defense mechanism is triggered. The animal or insect tries to puff up or rear itself to make it appear larger tointimidatee a predator from coming near it. For example, when cornered cats rear their backs up, cobras unveil a hood, frogs swell up to appear larger, etc.

Now, 99.9% of the Bills fans who have trolled onto this site display similar character traits of the aforementioned animals/insects. Why else can you explain them banging their chests, and screaming at the top of their lungs without being originally provoked. It appears as some of these snakes feel cornered this weekend and are trying to intimidate the predator (BENGALS) from killing it's prey (bills). While I am no scientist, I did stay at a holiday inn last night.

Here's to letting the beast out the cage this weekend and squashing them like a bug!

Who-Dey 'til the day that I die!!!!

:player: :angry: :player:

That is scary true!

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In nature, whenever an inferior animal is threatened or fearful of the situation that is presented to it, a similar defense mechanism is triggered. The animal or insect tries to puff up or rear itself to make it appear larger tointimidatee a predator from coming near it. For example, when cornered cats rear their backs up, cobras unveil a hood, frogs swell up to appear larger, etc.

Now, 99.9% of the Bills fans who have trolled onto this site display similar character traits of the aforementioned animals/insects. Why else can you explain them banging their chests, and screaming at the top of their lungs without being originally provoked. It appears as some of these snakes feel cornered this weekend and are trying to intimidate the predator (BENGALS) from killing it's prey (bills). While I am no scientist, I did stay at a holiday inn last night.

Here's to letting the beast out the cage this weekend and squashing them like a bug!

Who-Dey 'til the day that I die!!!!

:player:  :angry:  :player:

Now that analysis is dead on target. Staying at the Holiday Inn should be a step in the scientific method.

These poor deranged Bills fans have been over here strutting and puffing, hissing and barking ad nauseum. In contrast, the only thing I've felt led to post at that anemic Bills site is a challenge to Rap enthusiasts to tell me how in the hell you can tell that a rapper is good or bad at rapping.

This game is a matter of no consequence to true predators. If a hapless Buffalo strays into the Jungle, the Bengal tiger simply drops down on it from a tree and snaps its pathetic neck. Prepare to have your emotional necks snapped Buffalonians or Beefaloites, or whatever the hell you call yourselves, as the Bengals devour your wretched excuse for a football team..

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That was really poetic. And, that was absolutly right. I was so scared the Bills would lose that I came over here to talk them up, cause that will help them win.

And now are teams mirror our mascots? "The Bengal Tiger drops down" give me a break. What about next week when you have to face a Giant!!!

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If, and I do say if because anything is possible, I expect( would demand but I think you guys are chicken s**ts) a seroius apology come Monday. It hasn't been all of you guys but most of you have come on to OUR home site and have ranted and raved about the 13-0 (oops, 7-6) bills that will save your city, while the bengals are still stuck in the early 90's with a 1-13 record (oops again 6-7) It will be a good close game that can go either way. Either way, I'll be glad on Moday when you guys are gone.

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If, and I do say if because anything is possible, I expect( would demand but I think you guys are chicken s**ts) a seroius apology come Monday. It hasn't been all of you guys but most of you have come on to OUR home site and have ranted and raved about the 13-0 (oops, 7-6) bills that will save your city, while the bengals are still stuck in the early 90's with a 1-13 record (oops again 6-7) It will be a good close game that can go either way. Either way, I'll be glad on Moday when you guys are gone.

Apology? No. I say they come here and start talking about how great our team is, how much we dominated them, and how much their team sucks -- not to mention how much their defense is over-rated :P . I mean, if they're so confident they'll win................................

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I wonder if we will have any loud mouthed Giant fans next week? Hopefully they can be as entertaining as our stepchildren Jills fans have been this week. ON a side note, what are you ladies gonna do with Travis Henry? Is he gone now that the saviour McGahee has arrived?

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