Top Reasons Bengals Bengals defeat Ravens

[lambert58]

1) Attending a circus in Baltimore, Ravens coach Brian Billick accidentally walks into the trainers bathroom to gloat at himself in the mirror, and is attacked by a Bengal Tiger named Chad.

2) Jon Kitna was overheard on the telephone asking his old high school coach, "whats an interception?"

3) Taking the cornerbacks on a trip to the Baltimore zoo, the Ravens defensive coordinator orders them to put on full pads, climb the fence, and start covering the road runners.

4) Keyshawn Johnson, now driving the Ravens team bus, takes a detour after Ray Lewis asked, " Yo' man wanna go uptown and F**k up our careers somehow?

5) Alone in the film room at 3:00 am Ravens defensive coordinator is found passed out on the floor with an empty bottle of tequila in one hand, and an autographed football from Jon Kitna in the other.

6) Lambert 58 sweeping and cleaning the basement all week, still has room "down here."

7) Marvin Lewis was observed in a Bengals weight room lifting when the trainer said:" Your gonna be sore for a while, but it'll be much easier to lift up the Coach of the year award, AfC championship, and Superbowl trophies at the same time.

8) Still combing his hair and leaving the Baltimore circus, Ravens coach Billick is attacked by another Bengal tiger named Kittyna.

9) Andy Roddick who attended the Steelers- Bengals game, points the device that tracks the speed of his serves at Chad Johnson running. It begins smoking before finally exploding.

10) Marvin Lewis sitting on a couch at home, is overheard by his wife wispering to himself "11-5 aint no jive."

Lambert 58

[The Brew Man]

LOL,

good stuff Lambert

[bengal man 420]

i hope some wanna be convert bengal fan doesn't jinx our boys.

oh and "sorry it had to be this way" lambert.....have fun picking in the top 5 for the next 10 years in pit. don't worry it builds character, look at all of the cincy fans and what it did to us

[Billfromhanover]

Hey Lambert .... Your not converting your religion are you ??

[JBrooks]

No ragging on Lambert58. The man took his loss like that...a man. Thanks for the post and the support Lambert. I'm glad you can laugh at the misfortunes. We've been well-tuned to that channel for a while.

Good luck with the rest of the season, and next year. No matter the standings, you're Steelers always give us a scary ride.

[lambert58]

Hey Bill from Hannover,

I've always been a Steeler.

I always will be.

I am paying my respects to the guys and girls on this page.

They have a good team.

Lambert 58

[Billfromhanover]

Your right Lambert ...... They are well coached and this has been long overdue for all the fans of the Bengals .... I also wish them well on their quest !! For many years their poor fans had to endure horrible seasons and they stuck with their team, I give them credit and this is why I am also hanging around this Bengalzone, just to add support ..... And also to defend them if I can !

Damn Steelers, this season is depressing

[BengalszoneBilly]

Thanks for the "Props" you guys! As I"ve already commented to lambert58, class men as yourselves are always welcome here, and I too say good luck next year. The Pittsburg Steelers are NEVER an easy game!

[JohnnieEgo]

Bill & lambert, you aren't "real" squeeler fans. Real squeeler fans are just mindless robots who give credit to nobody.

[Billfromhanover]

Listen Ratbird Bitch - I bleed Black-N-Gold ! I really feel bad for you, having to live in Baltimore, I bet your Momma worked the streets around the stadium just so she could get Little Johhnie a Computer, whoops, my mistake, just so she could get Little Johnnie a bus ticket to use the computer at the Public Library ...

[BengalszoneBilly]

1) Attending a circus in Baltimore, Ravens coach Brian Billick accidentally walks into the trainers bathroom to gloat at himself in the mirror, and is attacked by a Bengal Tiger named Chad.

2) Jon Kitna was overheard on the telephone asking his old high school coach, "whats an interception?"

3) Taking the cornerbacks on a trip to the Baltimore zoo, the Ravens defensive coordinator orders them to put on full pads, climb the fence, and start covering the road runners.

4) Keyshawn Johnson, now driving the Ravens team bus, takes a detour after Ray Lewis asked, " Yo' man wanna go uptown and F**k up our careers somehow?

5) Alone in the film room at 3:00 am Ravens defensive coordinator is found passed out on the floor with an empty bottle of tequila in one hand, and an autographed football from Jon Kitna in the other.

6) Lambert 58 sweeping and cleaning the basement all week, still has room "down here."

7) Marvin Lewis was observed in a Bengals weight room lifting when the trainer said:" Your gonna be sore for a while, but it'll be much easier to lift up the Coach of the year award, AfC championship, and Superbowl trophies at the same time.

8) Still combing his hair and leaving the Baltimore circus, Ravens coach Billick is attacked by another Bengal tiger named Kittyna.

9) Andy Roddick who attended the Steelers- Bengals game, points the device that tracks the speed of his serves at Chad Johnson running. It begins smoking before finally exploding.

10) Marvin Lewis sitting on a couch at home, is overheard by his wife wispering to himself "11-5 aint no jive."

Lambert 58

This is good stuff!! God, the ravenmainiacs must hate you! Of course I'm certain the feeling is way mutual!!

[JohnnieEgo]

Billy, that work of art reflects an underdeveloped sense of humor. I just hope the author keeps his day job.

[BengalszoneBilly]

C'mon JonnieEgo. The only thing of real beauty I've seen posted at this forum is that picture of Melissa Stark that BengalBobNC uses! I wish they'd give her her old job back! Whoa!

[kevnz]

Lambert, now that was funny...I mean damn funny...