Paging Steakhouse! Steakhouse to the white courtesy phone please!

[HoosierCat]

Your president and brand ambassador speaks!

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2017/07/07/cincinnati-bengals-50-dave-shula/366662001/

(re the headline, don't worry Dave, no one blames you. We know where the problem is.)

[ArmyBengal]

"There were some players, and again I won’t get into names, but there were some players that we knew we had issues with and we held on to longer than we should’ve."

Say it ain't so.... Glad to see we've learned from our past mistakes and haven't had those problems since then.  Oh wait.....