Scottishbengal Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 3 hours ago, COB said: Ok Billy, I fear the same thing. My plan: 1. Die. 2. Have my head chopped off and sent to the Ted Williams head freezing place. 3. When the Bengals get into the Super Bowl, have my family retrieve head. 4. Thaw head. 5. Set in front of tube while the Bengals play the Super Bowl. I know I won't be magically reanimated, but if I can't watch the Bengals win a super bowl, this is as close as I can get. The bonus being if you're just a head you won't need to answer your bladders call of nature at any time during the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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