Kazkal Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 The new Dallas Cowboys Stadium will offer $90 pizzasBy Chris ChaseThe colossal new Dallas Cowboys Stadium is living proof that everything is bigger in Texas. The menu in the luxury suites proves that things there are more expensive too.Those enjoying a Cowboys game from a luxury suite at the new stadium will have to shell out $90 for pizza and $66 for a 12-pack of domestic beer, reports Steven Sipple of the Lincoln Journal World. Ninety bucks for pizza? That's almost as much of a rip-off as Roy Williams. It costs $800,000 per year to lease one of those luxury suites, a hefty sum that doesn't include game tickets. On the bright side, the stadium's official Web site says that "having your company's name on a suite makes an important statement about your success" and can help make an impression on clients. (Namely that they're paying you way too much money.)As for the $90 pizza, that's the cost for a plain pizza. No word on how much each topping costs but, suffice it to say, if you're a fan of pepperoni you may want to consider refinancing your mortgage before you head down to watch the Cowboys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 That's why you tailgate... $90 ?? Stupid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 For $90, that pizza better come with a big side order of blow job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 For $90, that pizza better come with a big side order of blow job.Who is bringing the side order? If it's one of the cheerleaders, I'm game... If it's Jerry Jones, that's all you man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlainThePain Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I bet the pizza isn't even that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 For $90, that pizza better come with a big side order of blow job.Who is bringing the side order? If it's one of the cheerleaders, I'm game... If it's Jerry Jones, that's all you man.Great point Derek, and I'll agree with Billy's thought there would have to be a little "extra" to get me to purchase a $90 pizza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 For $90, that pizza better come with a big side order of blow job.Who is bringing the side order? If it's one of the cheerleaders, I'm game... If it's Jerry Jones, that's all you man.Great point Derek, and I'll agree with Billy's thought there would have to be a little "extra" to get me to purchase a $90 pizza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passepartout Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Bet the pizza does stink! For $90, that is bull! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Bet the pizza does stink!Well, if we could figure out who was delivering the pizza, that might not be what stinks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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