ArmyBengal Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 So bear with me here... There is a recreational kickball league here and my work is getting in on the action.It's really just an excuse to get together, yet again, during the week to drink and have some fun.We have to come up with a team name. Certainly you guys have to be able to come up with something mildly amusing for me here.I offered up:We slam our balls in UranusHowever, that was quickly defeated by popular vote... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 So bear with me here... There is a recreational kickball league here and my work is getting in on the action.It's really just an excuse to get together, yet again, during the week to drink and have some fun.We have to come up with a team name. Certainly you guys have to be able to come up with something mildly amusing for me here.I offered up:We slam our balls in UranusHowever, that was quickly defeated by popular vote...I'm in as long as these rules are in effect.1) You can't leave first base until you chug a beer.2) After crossing home plate you have to chug a beer.3) You have to chug a beer at the beginning of all odd numbered innings.4) The 4th inning is the "beer" inning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Oddly enough, those are pretty close to some of the rules being implemented. It should be a good time !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 How about Off Constantly?When the other team wins, they can run around and chant, "We beat Off Constantly!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agreen_112 Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Sounds like fun.. I play coed sand vollyball, good times. "I'd Kick That" (I'd Hit That)"Kick and Run" (Hit and Run)"Kickin' ain't Easy" (Pimpin' ain't Easy)"Kickin' and Beer" (Chicken and Beer)"Roshambo _______" (Fill in the blank) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Nice stuff guys, thanks !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Nice stuff guys, thanks !!!I must confess...I copped mine from some stand-up comedian. Can't remember his name. Whereas I think it's funny on a juvenile level, I wouldn't have ever thought of it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 With things like this, I actually enjoy the juvenile humor, but I'm finding some of my recommendations aren't quite as humorous to others."Balls in Your Jaws"Was another one I found amusing that most didn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agreen_112 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 With things like this, I actually enjoy the juvenile humor, but I'm finding some of my recommendations aren't quite as humorous to others."Balls in Your Jaws"Was another one I found amusing that most didn't...It's an adult Kickball team.. Of course the name HAS to be fun. You should hear some of the names in my leagues. They're actually quite funny. Kick Comanders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Seeing as how there will be many cold beverages consumed, the newest recommendation was:E=MC Hammered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whizzo Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 you really want to name your kickball team after the most important theory in advanced particle physics and a one-hit-wonder-rapper? i dunno... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 you really want to name your kickball team after the most important theory in advanced particle physics and a one-hit-wonder-rapper? i dunno...MC Hammer was the first thing that popped in my mind, too. Yeah, I'd stay away from that, although it is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 you really want to name your kickball team after the most important theory in advanced particle physics and a one-hit-wonder-rapper? i dunno...MC Hammer was the first thing that popped in my mind, too. Yeah, I'd stay away from that, although it is funny.It was a recommendation that was thrown out there, but not mine. I'm more the whole obviously juvenile dick and fart joke kind of thing for this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agreen_112 Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 E=MC HammeredG a y! With a capital 'G' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsbengalsbucks Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Balls to the walls!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whizzo Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Balls to the walls!!there's one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Team---Breakin my balls......aaaaay forget about it !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Wow, never thought a kickball thread would get such repsonse. Funny how childhood things can still prove to be so much fun huh ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agreen_112 Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 No doubt.... How many girls are on your team? You could always go with "Ball Busters" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Yeah, it's a mixed team and there is an equal amount of male to female. Should prove to be fun !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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