gibbs12 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 I usually don't write much, but after reading Chad's lash at Carson, I had to:http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/?p=5522Some excerpts:Future Hopes for “Ocho Cinco”:Stubborn Mike Brown sticks to his guns and lets him sit out the entire seasonHe doesn’t get paidHe loses his endorsementsJohn Clayton stops answering his calls (then he crawls back to local media)Bengals succeed without him2009 season comes, he’s still under contract, not getting paid Bengals give rookie receiver Brian Robiskie #85 even though CJ is technically still signed to teamHe attempts an acting career but then realizes people only liked him for the football character that no longer existsTJ Houshmanzadeh gets a reality show to determine his new BFF and Shayne Graham is a finalistAnd this graph detailing his downfall: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Cleveland Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Hillarious. I especially love the Y axis labeled science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 TJ Houshmanzadeh gets a reality show to determine his new BFF and Shayne Graham is a finalist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damiancasey Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Awesome! Thanks - this was hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 You forgot the part where Chad takes on Marvin in a UFC bout in January. It's not televised, no one saw anything happen and everyone denies that it took place. Hue Jackson is the referee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibbs12 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Thanks for the feedback everyone, glad you like it. You forgot the part where Chad takes on Marvin in a UFC bout in January. It's not televised, no one saw anything happen and everyone denies that it took place. Hue Jackson is the referee.Good point, I wish I'd thought of that yesterday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riagogogoindanati Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 I'm proposing a class action lawsuit vs. Chad Johnson for fraud. Fans against Chad will possibly be represented by duo Phil Heimlich and Todd Portune. More to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 I'm proposing a class action lawsuit vs. Chad Johnson for fraud. Fans against Chad will possibly be represented by duo Phil Heimlich and Todd Portune. More to come.I think there is already one going on from the Funny Bone incident a few years back. But fraud is fraud.http://www.wcpo.com/content/news/localshow...95-350ceefa8542 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurmanation Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 lmfao at the "Science" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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