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My divorce from Chad Johnson


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I usually don't write much, but after reading Chad's lash at Carson, I had to:


Some excerpts:

Future Hopes for “Ocho Cinco”:

Stubborn Mike Brown sticks to his guns and lets him sit out the entire season

He doesn’t get paid

He loses his endorsements

John Clayton stops answering his calls (then he crawls back to local media)

Bengals succeed without him

2009 season comes, he’s still under contract, not getting paid

Bengals give rookie receiver Brian Robiskie #85 even though CJ is technically still signed to team

He attempts an acting career but then realizes people only liked him for the football character that no longer exists

TJ Houshmanzadeh gets a reality show to determine his new BFF and Shayne Graham is a finalist

And this graph detailing his downfall:


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Thanks for the feedback everyone, glad you like it.

You forgot the part where Chad takes on Marvin in a UFC bout in January. It's not televised, no one saw anything happen and everyone denies that it took place. Hue Jackson is the referee.

Good point, I wish I'd thought of that yesterday!

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:P I'm proposing a class action lawsuit vs. Chad Johnson for fraud. Fans against Chad will possibly be represented by duo Phil Heimlich and Todd Portune. More to come.

I think there is already one going on from the Funny Bone incident a few years back. But fraud is fraud.


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