DDOGG Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Chris Henry needs a new gig.In case you haven't heard, the Cincinnati Bengals released the party-lovin', bottle-smashing, lawyer-using wide receiver.As Bengals President Mike Brown said: "Chris Henry has forfeited his opportunity to pursue a career with the Bengals. His conduct can no longer be tolerated."When your behavior can't be tolerated by the Bengals, that's saying something.But this guy has talents that reach far beyond pass-catching and getting arrested. So here are Chris Henry's top 10 possible career moves.Drum roll, please:10. Pacman Jones' official "wing-man."9. Garbage collector in the ditches of I-75. Why not get a head start?8. Chad Johnson's teammate on their new Arena Football League team. One talks a lot and stays out of trouble off the field. The other says nothing except, "Yes, your honor."7. Jose Canseco's publicist.6. Phone operator for the Bengals' "jerk line." Takes one to know one.5. Michael Vick's newest co-defendant.4. Mixed martial arts, he could star in 6-foot-4, 200-pound, waste-of-talent division.3. Mail-room employee at the NFL offices. He'll need something to do when he's suspended all of this coming season.2. Driver for the "Girls Gone Wild" bus.And the top possible new job for Chris Henry:1. Wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Some of those are pretty good. Looks like they forgot prison beotch.http://www.daytondailynews.com/s/content/o...8spaudible.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBenBlows Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Some of those are pretty good. Looks like they forgot prison beotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybren Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 11. Some WWE knock-off ala Pacman Jones or Floyd Mayweather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayburmill Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 The only problem with the "Dallas Cowboys Receiver" part is that it isn't funny. If the Cowboys or Patriots wanted Mr. Henry he would be allowed in camp tomorrow and be considered a model citizen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 The only problem with the "Dallas Cowboys Receiver" part is that it isn't funny. If the Cowboys or Patriots wanted Mr. Henry he would be allowed in camp tomorrow and be considered a model citizen.The commissioner hasn't even begun dealing with him yet. He won't see an NFL football field in at least a year IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cover2 Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Chris Henry will never play in the NFL again. Do you really think he can stay out of trouble for an entire year while he serves a suspension...ain't gonna happen. The "big house" is definitely in his future and thats a lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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