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Could it happen? Say something crazy happens and Chad Johnson leaves to say to Miami and we get Moss and New England gets Miami's #1 pick. Would you take him?

Pimp Daddy if you are a true Bengals fan you know that something like that would never happen. You really think Parcells would give up the number 1 pick for a thirty year old receiver? If Marvin can't control Chad mouth, no way in hell will he be able to control Randy Moss mouth.

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Could it happen? Say something crazy happens and Chad Johnson leaves to say to Miami and we get Moss and New England gets Miami's #1 pick. Would you take him?

Pimp Daddy if you are a true Bengals fan you know that something like that would never happen. You really think Parcells would give up the number 1 pick for a thirty year old receiver? If Marvin can't control Chad mouth, no way in hell will he be able to control Randy Moss mouth.

Depends how desperate Parcell's is I guess. He's handled some of Drew's clients before and if I'm not mistaken he's not coaching the team he's the president or GM.

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Yeah well, joint/fumes aside why is it so out of the relhm of possibility?

The Patriots don't want to put up the money for Moss. Parcells is shopping the number 1 pick. and appearently Chad wants out of Cincy. and Cincy has plenty of available women for Moss to run over/ beat up.

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Yeah well, joint/fumes aside why is it so out of the relhm of possibility?

The Patriots don't want to put up the money for Moss. Parcells is shopping the number 1 pick. and appearently Chad wants out of Cincy. and Cincy has plenty of available women for Moss to run over/ beat up.

:cough: :cough: :cough: Man, El-D, that's some good sheot! :lol:

Seriously, dude, think...like, ummm, what was I sayin'? Oh, yeah...HEY, can you pass those Cheetoes, man? Thanks! And I could use a beer, got drymouth...anyhow... [five minute pause] OH! Yeah, uh...right, we trade Chad to New England for two oil wells in Texas...no, wait, that was Coach...for their first pick number one overall. Uh-HUH.

Thats not just outta the realm of possibility, that's a Mel Brooks movie.

Man, I love Blazing Saddles, don't you?

And then...then! We trade the No. 1 overall to NE for Moss! pfffffttttt! [soprano voice]Oh wow this is great stuff [/soprano voice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cough: :cough: :cough: Oh, good hit.

So in the end, Parcells gets Chad, we get Moss and Belichick gets the Nos. 1 and 7 pick in the draft?

PEOPLE: EL DANIMAL IS REALLY SCOTT PIOLI! :lmao:

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