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"Chad Johnson Promises Full Frontal Nudity at the Pro Bowl

Posted Feb 6th 2007 8:53PM by mjd

Filed under: Bengals, AFC North

The NFL Network had cameras at the AFC's Pro Bowl practice today, with a microphone wired to Chad Johnson. My only regret is that I didn't have all day to sit there and watch it. I did catch this part, though, where Chad Johnson lets John Lynch in on his plans for celebrating a Pro Bowl touchdown.

Here's Chad's one-man conversation on the way back to the huddle:

"I almost broke that thing down. I almost started dancin' ... but I don't wanna show my celebration too early. Cuz I plan to take -- I plan to strip. I'm takin' it all off."

And here's the video:

The good news for the NFL is that there's now at least one reason to watch the Pro Bowl. The bad news for the NFL is that that 38 second clip was more entertaining than all other Pro Bowls in history, combined.

Now, obviously, Chad Johnson won't be taking all of his clothes off at the Pro Bowl ... though I am wondering what would happen if he did. What if all his teammates left him alone, and he just stood there, calmly and slowly ... and started taking all of his clothes off.

How long would it be before NFL security figured out what he was doing? Would he get past the shoulder pads? Would he get to show everyone his ocho inches?"

:no::puke::thumbsdown:

Please NFC CBs, keep him out of the endzone!

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http://nfl.aolsportsblog.com/2007/02/06/ch...t-the-pro-bowl/

"Chad Johnson Promises Full Frontal Nudity at the Pro Bowl

Posted Feb 6th 2007 8:53PM by mjd

Filed under: Bengals, AFC North

The NFL Network had cameras at the AFC's Pro Bowl practice today, with a microphone wired to Chad Johnson. My only regret is that I didn't have all day to sit there and watch it. I did catch this part, though, where Chad Johnson lets John Lynch in on his plans for celebrating a Pro Bowl touchdown.

Here's Chad's one-man conversation on the way back to the huddle:

"I almost broke that thing down. I almost started dancin' ... but I don't wanna show my celebration too early. Cuz I plan to take -- I plan to strip. I'm takin' it all off."

And here's the video:

The good news for the NFL is that there's now at least one reason to watch the Pro Bowl. The bad news for the NFL is that that 38 second clip was more entertaining than all other Pro Bowls in history, combined.

Now, obviously, Chad Johnson won't be taking all of his clothes off at the Pro Bowl ... though I am wondering what would happen if he did. What if all his teammates left him alone, and he just stood there, calmly and slowly ... and started taking all of his clothes off.

How long would it be before NFL security figured out what he was doing? Would he get past the shoulder pads? Would he get to show everyone his ocho inches?"

:no::puke::thumbsdown:

Please NFC CBs, keep him out of the endzone!

Hey SF87 I would love to see chad take a big dump on your face!!!!!

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A striptease would finally put to rest the question that nobody has bothered asking.

"Ocho or cinco?"

Once again, we've got Chad going all goofy in the hopes that he'll get some attention. It's mostly harmless, slightly funny, and in this example completely unoriginal. Who can forget Dennis Rodman repeatedly threatened to strip during his career, right?

More TJ. Less Chad.

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I think he'll be wearing a coconut shell bikini top under his Uni. Then he'll flash the fans in the stands his coconut covered boobies. I also think off to the side of the end-zone.........he'll have a barbeque set up grilling a few terrible towels TJ shined his shoes with over the last few seasons. No matter how you marinate them, the terrible towlie is tasteless.

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Thank you for that incredibly thought out useless post Curt. :sure:

I'm sure you do get some kind of sick pleasure from watching a man defecate.

It will now forever be known as the "Hot Chad."....................not the "hot carl."

reference

Urban Dictionary: Hot Carl

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