SteelerFan87 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 http://nfl.aolsportsblog.com/2007/02/06/ch...t-the-pro-bowl/"Chad Johnson Promises Full Frontal Nudity at the Pro BowlPosted Feb 6th 2007 8:53PM by mjdFiled under: Bengals, AFC NorthThe NFL Network had cameras at the AFC's Pro Bowl practice today, with a microphone wired to Chad Johnson. My only regret is that I didn't have all day to sit there and watch it. I did catch this part, though, where Chad Johnson lets John Lynch in on his plans for celebrating a Pro Bowl touchdown.Here's Chad's one-man conversation on the way back to the huddle: "I almost broke that thing down. I almost started dancin' ... but I don't wanna show my celebration too early. Cuz I plan to take -- I plan to strip. I'm takin' it all off."And here's the video:The good news for the NFL is that there's now at least one reason to watch the Pro Bowl. The bad news for the NFL is that that 38 second clip was more entertaining than all other Pro Bowls in history, combined.Now, obviously, Chad Johnson won't be taking all of his clothes off at the Pro Bowl ... though I am wondering what would happen if he did. What if all his teammates left him alone, and he just stood there, calmly and slowly ... and started taking all of his clothes off. How long would it be before NFL security figured out what he was doing? Would he get past the shoulder pads? Would he get to show everyone his ocho inches?" Please NFC CBs, keep him out of the endzone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crttylr Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 http://nfl.aolsportsblog.com/2007/02/06/ch...t-the-pro-bowl/"Chad Johnson Promises Full Frontal Nudity at the Pro BowlPosted Feb 6th 2007 8:53PM by mjdFiled under: Bengals, AFC NorthThe NFL Network had cameras at the AFC's Pro Bowl practice today, with a microphone wired to Chad Johnson. My only regret is that I didn't have all day to sit there and watch it. I did catch this part, though, where Chad Johnson lets John Lynch in on his plans for celebrating a Pro Bowl touchdown.Here's Chad's one-man conversation on the way back to the huddle: "I almost broke that thing down. I almost started dancin' ... but I don't wanna show my celebration too early. Cuz I plan to take -- I plan to strip. I'm takin' it all off."And here's the video:The good news for the NFL is that there's now at least one reason to watch the Pro Bowl. The bad news for the NFL is that that 38 second clip was more entertaining than all other Pro Bowls in history, combined.Now, obviously, Chad Johnson won't be taking all of his clothes off at the Pro Bowl ... though I am wondering what would happen if he did. What if all his teammates left him alone, and he just stood there, calmly and slowly ... and started taking all of his clothes off. How long would it be before NFL security figured out what he was doing? Would he get past the shoulder pads? Would he get to show everyone his ocho inches?" Please NFC CBs, keep him out of the endzone!Hey SF87 I would love to see chad take a big dump on your face!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan87 Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Thank you for that incredibly thought out useless post Curt. I'm sure you do get some kind of sick pleasure from watching a man defecate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I sense a sizeable fine coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 http://www.bengals.com/news/news.asp?story_id=5879bengals.com had good read on chad. He's so selfish you know all he cares about is his dances not winning a superbowl or anything/ "COUGH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCinciBengal Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 i think it will be funny to see Chad do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackbauer Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I wonder if hes gonna rig it so all he has to do is have Justin Timberlake come out and rip the clothing off in that area...hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 A striptease would finally put to rest the question that nobody has bothered asking. "Ocho or cinco?" Once again, we've got Chad going all goofy in the hopes that he'll get some attention. It's mostly harmless, slightly funny, and in this example completely unoriginal. Who can forget Dennis Rodman repeatedly threatened to strip during his career, right? More TJ. Less Chad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whur CHad At? Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Hey cant blame the man for trying to do something funny. The Pro Bowl is suppose to be fun and not serious. I hope he get Carson to come and dance with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Hey cant blame the man for trying to do something funny. The Pro Bowl is suppose to be fun and not serious. I hope he get Carson to come and dance with him.Naked? Are you sure you really want that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 More TJ. Less Chad.Yup chads so horrible and TJ does nothing wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurmanation Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 More TJ. Less Chad.Yup chads so horrible and TJ does nothing wrong.Once again:More TJ. Less Chad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Ya TJ doesn't talk smack or celebrate o wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whur CHad At? Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Yea TJ doesn't slam his helment on the ground in frustration costing the team a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty or anything like that.As far as I could remember, Chad never got penalties for his TD Celebrations, but correct me if I am wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 TJ ain't no saint TJ also has areas of his game to improve like chad.I love em both but still think chads receiving alot more h8 then he should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan87 Posted February 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I sense a sizeable fine coming.Hopefully that's the only "sizeable" thing involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riagogogoindanati Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I think he'll be wearing a coconut shell bikini top under his Uni. Then he'll flash the fans in the stands his coconut covered boobies. I also think off to the side of the end-zone.........he'll have a barbeque set up grilling a few terrible towels TJ shined his shoes with over the last few seasons. No matter how you marinate them, the terrible towlie is tasteless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan87 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Well, Chad DID get in the endzone, but his celebration was, well, nonexistant. He started like he was going to do a dance, then decided not to.BTW, still waiting for that great dance you have planned when you finally score against the Steelers, Chad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riagogogoindanati Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Thank you for that incredibly thought out useless post Curt. I'm sure you do get some kind of sick pleasure from watching a man defecate.It will now forever be known as the "Hot Chad."....................not the "hot carl."referenceUrban Dictionary: Hot Carl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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