Tasher Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 We give Great Thanks to You for your blessing upon us and for our deliverance. Again we humbly ask You for Your Gracious Favor, Oh, <insert deity of your choice here>, to grant us our prayers for…A Cincinnati victory over Indianapolis;We especially beseech thee and ask for Your Special Blessing on Cleveland to grant them a victory over Baltimore;An Arizona victory over Denver;A very special favor for an improbable Tennessee victory over Jacksonville;A Minnesota victory over the New York Jets;A San Diego victory over Kansas City;All this we humbly ask in Thy Name, we know that we ask for much more than your humble servants deserve, and finally, with your all knowing, clairvoyance and omnipotence, keep all the Cincinnati Bengals healthy, out of trouble and out of jail, as we praise you for your glory. :angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwalling Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 I think we should also give thanks for the many blessings we have received this past weekend:LT,the Bills,the Ravens (God works in mysterious ways),maybe even JAX for showing us how to vanquish IND,Jumpy Jr.,RUDI,Carson,Ocho,Housh and Marvinwe give thanks for these and all of the blessings you have lavished upon us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYBengalfan Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Hahaha!!!I love this s**t!!!! It works! Dont worry VY and the Titans will beat Jacksonville! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 We will need divine intervention for all of the above to come to fruition....This seems to be the toughest week for the deity.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGrizzlyBaer Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 praise be to the football gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwalling Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Can we add better looking Ben-Gals to the list? or at least colder weather so they have to bundle up more?Maybe Ox and the Billy the BMeister can do the auditions next year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGrizzlyBaer Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 so i was thinking about this today, maybe because my mind is on meltdown mode with finals but here it goes, so do you guys remember when snl had the bears fans, well one of those times they were asking each other questions and one was who would win in a fight ditka or God? and they look around and he then goes trick quesiton ditka is God. well today on mike and mike ditka was a saying how he really likes the bengals. so in a way the football God is watching the bengals. ok im done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 so i was thinking about this today, maybe because my mind is on meltdown mode with finals but here it goes, so do you guys remember when snl had the bears fans, well one of those times they were asking each other questions and one was who would win in a fight ditka or God? and they look around and he then goes trick quesiton ditka is God. well today on mike and mike ditka was a saying how he really likes the bengals. so in a way the football God is watching the bengals. ok im done. Da Coach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spor_tees Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Can we add better looking Ben-Gals to the list? or at least colder weather so they have to bundle up more?Maybe Ox and the Billy the BMeister can do the auditions next year?Dude everytime they showed a Bengals cheerleader on the sidelines on tv I winced. I was amazed by 2 things...#1 how ugly those chicks were, and #2 that the cameraman had the balls to even put them on camera for the truck to televise. I hope that cameraman gets fired, because that was torture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 While I agree they aren't Dallas caliber by any means, the cheerleaders aren't THAT bad. I doubt any non-Bengals fans watching took notice at all. We can't help but analyze a bit more harshly when they're all we have, eh? The gallery on bengals.com doesn't do them justice either... They look horrid on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spor_tees Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 While I agree they aren't Dallas caliber by any means, the cheerleaders aren't THAT bad. I doubt any non-Bengals fans watching took notice at all. We can't help but analyze a bit more harshly when they're all we have, eh? The gallery on bengals.com doesn't do them justice either... They look horrid on that.Come on! One chick had discolored rotten looking teeth and the other one had a horse face with lines in her cheeks that made her look 40-50 years old! There has to better looking chicks out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Won't argue with the teeth. Yikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 While I agree they aren't Dallas caliber by any means, the cheerleaders aren't THAT bad. I doubt any non-Bengals fans watching took notice at all. We can't help but analyze a bit more harshly when they're all we have, eh? The gallery on bengals.com doesn't do them justice either... They look horrid on that.Come on! One chick had discolored rotten looking teeth and the other one had a horse face with lines in her cheeks that made her look 40-50 years old! There has to better looking chicks out there.That was the Senior Dancers, its all the rage! http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/128824.php?co...ontentId=244780 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted December 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Just a reminder for everyone to say your prayers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Fan Guy #1- "Okay, so next question. Who would win a fight between a hurricane and Coach Ditka?" Fan Guy #2- "Ditka." Fan Guy #3- "Da' Coach." Fan Guy #4- "Iron Mike." Fan Guy #5- "Ditka, and I pity the hurricane." Fan Guy #1- "Okay, so I guess we're all in agreement. But what if Coach Ditka was fighting a hurricane named Ditka?" (((Long silence...eventually broken by the now familiar sound of a large man choking on a piece of meat.))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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