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man I just tried to write a limerick and I cannot do it. :(

my haiku's may stink

as bad as geargia tech's

....?????...@#!*&^%*& ;)

Man the Yellow Jacket's are tanking! I hope their coach light a fire under them the second half!

And don't worry about Limmericks. I can't do long division! :lol:

One more and it's bedtime:

Bengals Defense Limmerick

In oh-three the defense was bad,

in fact it bordered on sad.

But when Marvin makes moves,

we'll get back in the groove,

that takes us from crappy to glad! :rolleyes:

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man I just tried to write a limerick and I cannot do it. :(

my haiku's may stink

as bad as geargia tech's

....?????...@#!*&^%*& ;)

<_< Hmmmmmmmmm .....

There once was a back named Dillon

Who really was quite good ( when willin )

We sent his ass south ... because of his mouth

And we've All had our fillin .... of Dillon. B)

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There once was an owner named Brown

Who was hated in this .. and every other town.

Said he " I know what'll do us ...

.. I'll hire a guy named Lewis.

We'll see if he can turn this team around."

Now it's been a year later.

And Lewis couldn't have been greater.

But it's sad to say of Brown

At least still here in this town

Chorus

If it's Brown flush it down .... flush it down.

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There once was an owner named Brown

Who was hated in this .. and every other town.

Said he " I know what'll do us ...

.. I'll hire a guy named Lewis.

We'll see if he can turn this team around."

Now it's been a year later.

And Lewis couldn't have been greater.

But it's sad to say of Brown

At least still here in this town

Chorus

If it's Brown flush it down .... flush it down.

Ooh-Rah!!! B)

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Dillon Trade Limmerick

New England wanted Dillon,

to make their running game thrillin'.

So when Belichick beckond,

and sent us their 2nd,

Our cup overflowed and went spillin'!

Sorry guy's, in light of the trade, a revisiting seemed appropriate! :D

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