haiku dillon

[ArmyBengal]

Bengal dreams will come true

We'll beat your ass black and blue

In their pants they'll be pissin

The boobie avatar we are missin !!

WHODEY !!!

[BengalszoneBilly]

The boobie avatar we are missin !!

WHODEY !!!

Some of you guy's have a one track mind...and I totally understand that sometimes the best thinking is done with the little head!!

[BengalszoneBilly]

Maurice's Limmerick

Clarrett want's to enter the draft,

to which most of the GM's did laugh.

But a lawyer he got,

who's successfully fought,

to let him early practice his craft!

[richmond_mat]

Bengal dreams will come true

We'll beat your ass black and blue

In their pants they'll be pissin

The boobie avatar we are missin !!

WHODEY !!!

whodey!

whodey sounds real good

when chad catches palmer pass

for winning touchdown

[BengalszoneBilly]

whodey!

whodey sounds real good

when chad catches palmer pass

for winning touchdown

'Tis a true Hiaku,

at which I suck but not you.

Limmericks I'll stick to!

[richmond_mat]

man I just tried to write a limerick and I cannot do it.

my haiku's may stink

as bad as geargia tech's

....?????...@#!*&^%*&

[BengalszoneBilly]

man I just tried to write a limerick and I cannot do it.

my haiku's may stink

as bad as geargia tech's

....?????...@#!*&^%*&

Man the Yellow Jacket's are tanking! I hope their coach light a fire under them the second half!

And don't worry about Limmericks. I can't do long division!

One more and it's bedtime:

Bengals Defense Limmerick

In oh-three the defense was bad,

in fact it bordered on sad.

But when Marvin makes moves,

we'll get back in the groove,

that takes us from crappy to glad!

[BengalszoneBilly]

Deltha O'Neal Limmerick

In Deltha a player we got,

that fills our cornerback spot.

To the Pro Bowl he went,

and for the money Mike spent,

he'll turn our defense from tepid to hot!

[redsfan2]

man I just tried to write a limerick and I cannot do it.

my haiku's may stink

as bad as geargia tech's

....?????...@#!*&^%*&

Hmmmmmmmmm .....

There once was a back named Dillon

Who really was quite good ( when willin )

We sent his ass south ... because of his mouth

And we've All had our fillin .... of Dillon.

[redsfan2]

There once was an owner named Brown

Who was hated in this .. and every other town.

Said he " I know what'll do us ...

.. I'll hire a guy named Lewis.

We'll see if he can turn this team around."

Now it's been a year later.

And Lewis couldn't have been greater.

But it's sad to say of Brown

At least still here in this town

Chorus

If it's Brown flush it down .... flush it down.

[BengalszoneBilly]

There once was an owner named Brown

Who was hated in this .. and every other town.

Said he " I know what'll do us ...

.. I'll hire a guy named Lewis.

We'll see if he can turn this team around."

Now it's been a year later.

And Lewis couldn't have been greater.

But it's sad to say of Brown

At least still here in this town

Chorus

If it's Brown flush it down .... flush it down.

Ooh-Rah!!!

[WorldBFree]

This team was once in the Sewer

Full of terrible players like Brewer

Marvin cured our disease

with a "waive" and "release"

and now our defeats are much fewer.

[turningpoint]

corey dillon wasn't willin

to lose the game

so he ran into the hall of fame.

[BengalszoneBilly]

Dillon Trade Limmerick

New England wanted Dillon,

to make their running game thrillin'.

So when Belichick beckond,

and sent us their 2nd,

Our cup overflowed and went spillin'!

Sorry guy's, in light of the trade, a revisiting seemed appropriate!

[BengalszoneBilly]

Dillon Trade Limmerick II

In Corey the Patriots got,

A back who they thought he was hot.

When they opened their purse,

they discovered he's cursed,

Joisey's prediction was right on the spot!

[Kirkendall]

Dillon Trade Limmerick II

In Corey the Patriots got,

A back who they thought he was hot.

When they opened their purse,

they discovered he's cursed,

Joisey's prediction was right on the spot!

You can't make this stuff up...