combatbengal Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Pittsburgh Steelers fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says *Janie why didnt you raise your hand?**Because Im not a Steelers fan* she replied.The teacher still shocked, asked *Well, if your not a Steelers fan then who are you a fan of?**Im a Cincinnati Bengals fan and proud of it* Janie replied.The teacher could not believe her ears.*Janie why are you a Bengals fan?**Cuz my mom and dad are both Bengals fans, so I'm a Bengals fan too!**Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone *that is no reason for you to be a Bengals fan. You dont have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?**Then* Janie smiled *Id be a Steelers fan.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ArmyBengal Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Great !!!WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaxonFord87 Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 That is one smart first grader! We all know that this teacher will allow cheating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spor_tees Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Four Superfans were standing on a cliff with one representing each team in the AFC North. They were arguing who was the best "Superfan" and how to prove it. First the Browns fan stood up and said, "Watch this! This has to prove I am the best Superfan!" He then ran and jumped off the cliff while yelling "GO BROWNS!" Next the Ravens fan stood up and said, "That's nothing! I can do better than that!" He then ran and jumped off the cliff doing a flip and screaming "Go Ravens!" Next the Bengals fan stood up and said, "Those guys are pathetic. I can show I am the best Superfan of all you guys!" He then pushed the Steelers fan off the cliff while yelling, "WHO-DEY! GO BENGALS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
combatbengal Posted August 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Awesome Spor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDerelict Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Here's another oldie:One foggy night, a Bengals fan was heading north from Cincinnati and a Steelers fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.The Steeler fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Bengal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.The Steeler fan walks over to the Bengal fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."The Bengal fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."The Bengal fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steeler, "I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Steeler fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Steeler fan hands it back to the Bengal fan and says, "Your turn!"The Bengal fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."WHO-DEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsbengalsbucks Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Here's another oldie:One foggy night, a Bengals fan was heading north from Cincinnati and a Steelers fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.The Steeler fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Bengal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.The Steeler fan walks over to the Bengal fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."The Bengal fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."The Bengal fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steeler, "I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Steeler fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Steeler fan hands it back to the Bengal fan and says, "Your turn!"The Bengal fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."WHO-DEY!Damn that's cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Here's another oldie:One foggy night, a Bengals fan was heading north from Cincinnati and a Steelers fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.The Steeler fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Bengal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.The Steeler fan walks over to the Bengal fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."The Bengal fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."The Bengal fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steeler, "I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Steeler fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Steeler fan hands it back to the Bengal fan and says, "Your turn!"The Bengal fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."WHO-DEY!Damn that's cruelAnd a waste of perfectly good booze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Here's another oldie:One foggy night, a Bengals fan was heading north from Cincinnati and a Steelers fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.The Steeler fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Bengal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.The Steeler fan walks over to the Bengal fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."The Bengal fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."The Bengal fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steeler, "I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Steeler fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Steeler fan hands it back to the Bengal fan and says, "Your turn!"The Bengal fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."WHO-DEY!Damn that's cruelAnd a waste of perfectly good booze! No it wasn't, it got a Steelers fan in lots of trouble!!! That's awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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