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This thread may be moved but there is an obvious error on Florio's site.

The title of the article is BEARS' FOURTH-ROUNDER TAKES A STEP BACK

Here's the quote,

"Last year, center Eric Ghiaciuc of the Browns was the 120th overall selection. He received a $425,000 signing bonus."

Did your team trade 'Guycheck' to the stains?

I hope that some of you have the time to rip on him as he so often does to the Bengals.

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Dude it's pointless to rip that asshat. He'll just find some other reason to dog our boys. Fu*k 'em, everyone know's he's a stealer* ball gargler anyways.

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Dude it's pointless to rip that asshat. He'll just find some other reason to dog our boys. Fu*k 'em, everyone know's he's a stealer* ball gargler anyways.

Jeezus, do you read the site, he's been all over the Squealers like stink on sh*t. Which is the best thing about the site, the crap after Numbnuts splattered himself all over a New Yorker was hilarious.

He may be an idiot, but he's not a Stealer fan. At some point, Bengal fans are going to have to come to terms with the fact that the rest of the NFL is laughing their asses off at us for the morons we pick.

In any event, it does look like he misread the draft sheet from last year.

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Dude it's pointless to rip that asshat. He'll just find some other reason to dog our boys. Fu*k 'em, everyone know's he's a stealer* ball gargler anyways.

Jeezus, do you read the site, he's been all over the Squealers like stink on sh*t. Which is the best thing about the site, the crap after Numbnuts splattered himself all over a New Yorker was hilarious.

He may be an idiot, but he's not a Stealer fan. At some point, Bengal fans are going to have to come to terms with the fact that the rest of the NFL is laughing their asses off at us for the morons we pick.

In any event, it does look like he misread the draft sheet from last year.

Yeah I actually do read the site, and because he get's on the stealers* once every 30 articles hardly classifies as stink on sh*t. As far as the Bengals picking numbnuts, that is true. However you've got to support your team, legal problems or no. That doesn't mean we need to "get over" anything. As a matter of fact, I really don't give a rats ass if the rest of the NFL thinks we have hoodlums or not. W's are all that counts in the end. Go ask Baltimore '00.

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Yeah I actually do read the site, and because he get's on the stealers* once every 30 articles hardly classifies as stink on sh*t. As far as the Bengals picking numbnuts, that is true. However you've got to support your team, legal problems or no. That doesn't mean we need to "get over" anything. As a matter of fact, I really don't give a rats ass if the rest of the NFL thinks we have hoodlums or not. W's are all that counts in the end. Go ask Baltimore '00.

Yeah, we have to support the team. Florio, however, doesn't.

Also, his attacks on the Steelers aren't isolated. He absolutely nailed both Roethlisdsfsdf and Santonio (who he called "Santurdio") Holmes. He even completely manufactured a rumor that Cowher is planning on retiring, or threatening it, to get more cash. Tons of articles. Check the archives. If he writes more Bengals than Steelers articles (negative ones), it's because we lead them in offseason arrests 6-2. 6-4 if you count the bike wreck and Porter's threat to give Bush the what-for (which he also beat to death).

He's also a Vikings fan, so the theory of Steeler ball-gargling doesn't hold much water. I believe he liked Bettis, but so did everyone in the media since 1) He played forever, 2) wasn't a soft Tiki Barber type, 3) never got arrested, and 4) was pretty personable. So I'll buy that he's a Bettis gargler.

So in the end, if I've read this right, yer pissed that the media isn't giving the Bengals the soft treatment. Well, it doesn't work that way. If you're OK supporting a team of felons, embrace your inner thug! Works for Raider fans.

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At some point, Bengal fans are going to have to come to terms with the fact that the rest of the NFL is laughing their asses off at us for the morons we pick.

That's just the point. I don't think the rest of the NFL is laughing at the Bengals for drafting a couple of mid round asshats. Because quite frankly no fan or beat writer of ANY NFL team is in any position to throw stones from the relative safety of their own glass houses.

I tend to look at it this way. We've had a month or two of painfully slow NFL news days. And that down time has allowed every NFL observer the time needed to climb upon his favorite soapbox where he or she can wax poetically about the decline of western civilization. If they do their jobs competently half of the country will be outraged while the other half is merely entertained.

Don't think so? Well, then pick the NFL team that you think best represents the strong moral fiber you'd like to see the Bengals imitate and let's see what happens in the next couple of months. Let's see if one or two of their players melt down in spectacular fashion. Let's see if their players go on a holiday love boat cruise. Let's see if a couple of their lesbian cheerleaders get in a bloody fight in the bathroom.

My advice?

Relax. They'll be throwing around the pig bladder soon enough.

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