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I believe that this is the 2nd time in 3 weeks that Holmes has been arrested. Thus, at the current rate, he will be arrested 10 times in the same time it took Henry to get arrested 4 times. So which team potentially has the bigger criminal?

ASSHAT UPDATE: One more arrest and Holmes will tie Henry!!!!

This week Santonio Holmes was arrested for the 3rd time since being drafted in the 1st round by the Pittsburgh Steelers, but the latest pinch by John D. Law won't make headlines because....wait for it....Holmes was already in jail!!!!

"While processing Holmes, Columbus police discovered an outstanding warrant for an assured distance violation, a minor traffic misdemeanor that stems from an accident in which a driver is tailgating.

The ticket was issued Oct. 18, 2005, and Holmes failed to show up for court seven days later."

:lmao:

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On a side note, you're creepin in on # 3000 there JJ.

Waisted days and waisted nights......

Thanks for noticing! I wonder if MLB is going to do anything special for me? :blush:

Was there any random drug testing to prove that no cheating was involved while making these posts? :P

Can't catch me.

I believe that this is the 2nd time in 3 weeks that Holmes has been arrested. Thus, at the current rate, he will be arrested 10 times in the same time it took Henry to get arrested 4 times. So which team potentially has the bigger criminal?

ASSHAT UPDATE: One more arrest and Holmes will tie Henry!!!!

This week Santonio Holmes was arrested for the 3rd time since being drafted in the 1st round by the Pittsburgh Steelers, but the latest pinch by John D. Law won't make headlines because....wait for it....Holmes was already in jail!!!!

"While processing Holmes, Columbus police discovered an outstanding warrant for an assured distance violation, a minor traffic misdemeanor that stems from an accident in which a driver is tailgating.

The ticket was issued Oct. 18, 2005, and Holmes failed to show up for court seven days later."

:lmao:

But this makes it all better now. I like the part when he says, "in light of my previous arrest in May". :lol: Chris Henry-envy I guess.

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/06171/699738-100.stm

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Steelers' Santonio Holms,Pitts #1 draft pick this year has been arrested for the 2nd time SINCE HE WAS DRAFTED !!!!!

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06171/699633-66.stm

Steelers coaches are already bitching that he has missed over 15 practices. BOOOO HOOOOOO

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/tribunerev...s/s_458869.html

Where are all the Steelers fans that were laughing at us for Chris Henry troubles ??????

At least we only wasted a 3rd round pick on Henry they traded up in the 1st for Holms .

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For the sake of consistency, I'll give this one a mild shrug as well. The first arrest was pretty ridiculous. The second one may be something, but these domestic disturbance situations always take a few days to sort out in terms of "who did what to whom." Assuming he did slap one of his women around, that makes him a punk just like Frostee and any one of a hundred other athletes who somehow can't separate the field from the weight room from real life. Is it bad -- yeah. Will it cost the Steelers any game time -- nah. I do agree that it's nice that it just wasn't a Bengal for a change.

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