BengalByTheBay Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Man, at this rate I'm gonna have to find a new avatar before the start of camp -- damn! I'm actually not surprised that something resurfaced from that hotel/credit card/(alleged) rape/mistaken identity incident that was at the end of April. Many might have missed it as it came slightly before strike 3 with the DUI. I remember thinking at the time that there had to be something more coming out of that bizarre little event. Taken on its own, it wouldn't really rate much interest. Stupid, but not particularly so for this Roethlisbergian genius. Is there any question that C. Henry is gonzo? I'm gonna miss the circus a little bit. How am I gonna tell him and Moss apart when he puts on that Raiderz jersey -- dude is a dead ringer physically already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 irvin can atleast tell henry how to cover it up better so he doesnt get caught.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsDieHard1 Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Yeah, this kid is a straight up dumb &ss THUG and a cancer to the organization and fans. Get rid of his &ss and throw him in jail!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 at this point (Warrant Issued For Arrest) this would be strike five...The Henry No. 15 Bengals jersey will soon be joining the T.O. Eagles jersey, the Harrington Lion's jersey and Culpepper Viking's jersey on the clearance rack.lolThat's BEEN on clearance. For a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Mr. Henry gets a breathalizer installed in is car. http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art.../606210339/1078 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Next_Big_Thing Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Mr. Henry gets a breathalizer installed in is car. http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art.../606210339/1078Personally I think these should be required on the cars of anyone who is arrested for DUI, even if they aren't convicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadJohnson-85 Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Mr. Henry gets a breathalizer installed in is car. http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art.../606210339/1078I never heard of anything like this before but cant he have one of his friends to breath in there for him if he's doing marijuana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 You never heard of the car installed breathalyzer ?? Wow, oh well, I know about them, but do not know about someone else blowing into it for you.My question would be, if your friend is sober enough to blow into the breathalyzer for you, why wouldn't they just drive ?? Oh well...WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 You never heard of the car installed breathalyzer ?? Wow, oh well, I know about them, but do not know about someone else blowing into it for you.I can just hear the conversation in the parking lot now...Henry: (to someone just coming in as he's coming out) "Um, hey, excuse me, I need a favor. Can you blow my car? I'll give you $20." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadJohnson-85 Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 You never heard of the car installed breathalyzer ?? Wow, oh well, I know about them, but do not know about someone else blowing into it for you.I can just hear the conversation in the parking lot now...Henry: (to someone just coming in as he's coming out) "Um, hey, excuse me, I need a favor. Can you blow my car? I'll give you $20."Ha ha, real funny, It aint like I asked whats 1+1. Thats what a question is for dumb a$$es. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm pretty sure the breathalizer units are programmed to recognize the cars owner and won't respond if someone else blows into the unit. For example, if someone other than Chris Henry attempts to start the car the unit will inform the occupants that the drivers breath didn't smack of teenage whore stench. Thus, the breathalizer will refuse to engage the starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Next_Big_Thing Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 You never heard of the car installed breathalyzer ?? Wow, oh well, I know about them, but do not know about someone else blowing into it for you.I can just hear the conversation in the parking lot now...Henry: (to someone just coming in as he's coming out) "Um, hey, excuse me, I need a favor. Can you blow my car? I'll give you $20."Sadly, it will probably be an undercover cop, who will respond with "You offering to pay me to blow you in your car?" And Henry will say "Yeah, but can you blow in my breathalyzer thing after you swallow?" Thus the NEXT arrest.....PS: I am considering a name change to "The Next Big Arrest" in honor of Chris "Dopey" Henry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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