6-6-06

[ChadJohnson-85]

http://www.washtimes.com/national/20060605-121953-9265r.htm

[bengalboomer7]

I'll be on the golf course, so hopefully I'm in heaven either way :angel:

[HairOnFire]

I'm thinking that all religous types should stay home tomorrow. At the very least don't drive a car that you won't be able to control during the rapture. Sleep late, keep the shades drawn, and don't even go out for the morning paper.

Think of it as a heathen holiday that you're not invited to.

Let's face it, if you give a second thought to the date on a calendar the world is too scary for the likes of you.

[ChadJohnson-85]

Anyone think somethings going to happen tomorrow?

Maybe like 9-1-01 .

[Stripes]

I'm 17 minutes past the end of the world RIGHT NOW.

I'm obviously living on borrowed time. I should write a will.

[ChadJohnson-85]

I'm 17 minutes past the end of the world RIGHT NOW.

I'm obviously living on borrowed time. I should write a will.

I dont know where your living but where im at it's 12:26 A.M. already and nothings happened.

[Stripes]

The clock on my computer was off by an hour anyways.

I'm not dead yet.

[redsbengalsbucks]

I'm thinking that all religous types should stay home tomorrow. At the very least don't drive a car that you won't be able to control during the rapture. Sleep late, keep the shades drawn, and don't even go out for the morning paper.

Think of it as a heathen holiday that you're not invited to.

Let's face it, if you give a second thought to the date on a calendar the world is too scary for the likes of you.

Question for you HOF, if you had a pregnant wife and the DR scheduled a C-section on 6-6-06 would you not have any second thoughts about this?

I think that it would cross my mind to ask for tomorrow instead, just in case. As I cross my fingers and throw some salt over my right shoulder.

Superstitions run deep in some people and that is no reason to belittle an entire section of the population, just another form of biased thinking.

Now dont get all upset over this HOF, it is just a hypothetical ?.

[HairOnFire]

Question for you HOF, if you had a pregnant wife and the DR scheduled a C-section on 6-6-06 would you not have any second thoughts about this?

I think that it would cross my mind to ask for tomorrow instead, just in case. As I cross my fingers and throw some salt over my right shoulder.

Superstitions run deep in some people and that is no reason to belittle an entire section of the population, just another form of biased thinking.

Now dont get all upset over this HOF, it is just a hypothetical ?.

No, the date 06/06/06 wouldn't mean anything to me, but I'm not surprised that you would alter the planned events of that day due to your fears and superstitions. After all, you're a right-wing Republican...which means you're an ignorant coward. And you're religious...which means you'll believe anything. Combine those two factors and you've suddenly become a dangerous nutjob who might believe that the numbers and dates on your digital watch are physical proof of the evil in the world.

My advice? Make a broth by boiling the eye of a newt, the wing of a bat, and the hair from a right rear leg of a brown dog. After the broth cools drink a cup or two before praying to the invisible deity of your choice. But don't throw salt over your right shoulder...because that's just crazy talk.

[BlainThePain]

Just in case anybody doesn't have any plans for 6-6-06 it's national "Beat Emo Day" so go out and beat the hell out of some emos. It's a great passtime.

[BlainThePain]

[bengalboomer7]

This must be the first sign I'm getting old. What's an emo?

[redsbengalsbucks]

Question for you HOF, if you had a pregnant wife and the DR scheduled a C-section on 6-6-06 would you not have any second thoughts about this?

I think that it would cross my mind to ask for tomorrow instead, just in case. As I cross my fingers and throw some salt over my right shoulder.

Superstitions run deep in some people and that is no reason to belittle an entire section of the population, just another form of biased thinking.

Now dont get all upset over this HOF, it is just a hypothetical ?.

No, the date 06/06/06 wouldn't mean anything to me, but I'm not surprised that you would alter the planned events of that day due to your fears and superstitions. After all, you're a right-wing Republican...which means you're an ignorant coward. And you're religious...which means you'll believe anything. Combine those two factors and you've suddenly become a dangerous nutjob who might believe that the numbers and dates on your digital watch are physical proof of the evil in the world.

My advice? Make a broth by boiling the eye of a newt, the wing of a bat, and the hair from a right rear leg of a brown dog. After the broth cools drink a cup or two before praying to the invisible deity of your choice. But don't throw salt over your right shoulder...because that's just crazy talk.

Wow you sure blew that into something that it wasnt. Your bias against anything religious seems to point toward a racist/bigot non-thinking person. You need to be able to expand your thought process enough to allow the opinions of other races/cultures than your own, but I would not expect anything like that coming from you. If you reread my previous post you might grasp that all I said was it would cross my mind to change the date, not that I would hex the doctor for suggesting the date and proceed to have an exorcism.

Di-da-dee!!

[HairOnFire]

You need to be able to expand your thought process enough to allow the opinions of other races/cultures than your own, but I would not expect anything like that coming from you.

And you need to expand your mind to the point that you can recognize jokes that don't start with..."Knock, knock."

BTW, the very scary day passed and we all lived....so I guess it's safe for you to schedule that doctors appointment for your hypothetical wife.

[San Antonio Bengal]

This must be the first sign I'm getting old. What's an emo?

One of the many definitions found on Urban Dictionary:

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

[Stripes]

Perfect definition, SAB.

Here's a direct look at the "emo" movement sweeping the teenage nation.

Pathetic, eh?

[bengalboomer7]

Your modern "Skater" I guess

Not to offend any "skaters" but we really picked on these kids

[ArmyBengal]

Ok, I read the definition of "emo" and have come to the conclusion they are all a bunch of little pu**ies with no real idea about life and the music they listen to needs to be banned as it all SUCKS BALLS !!!

WHODEY !!!

[Kirkendall]

We called them fags in high school.. but that's another generation I guess...

[ArmyBengal]

No, "fag" still applies today, it's just less PC than it use to be. Calling a guy a p*ssy or b*tch just seems a little more harsh and tends to piss them off real good !!!

WHODEY !!!