BengalszoneBilly Posted February 27, 2006 Report Posted February 27, 2006 (**Please nobody cop an attitude here, or I'll post the top ten reasons why there aren't many white guy's in the NBA!**) 10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING. 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT IN THE TURNS. 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC. 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WITH ONE HAND WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS WITH THE OTHER. 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE EARNHARDT JR. WHEN HE PITS. 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE. 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO. 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC. 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS AREN'T IN NASCAR: 1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted February 27, 2006 Report Posted February 27, 2006 Holy Sh*t !!! Let the attack of the thined skin begin !!!Billy you might want to go ahead and post the "White guys in the NBA" piece before Bengalzone gets reported to some "Come whine to me because you are to big of a p*ssy to handle things yourself" organization. I think everyone should be able to laugh at themselves. Which reminds me... Anyone ever watch "Mind of Mencia" on Comedy Central ?? That guy kills me !!!WHODEY !!! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted February 27, 2006 Author Report Posted February 27, 2006 Billy you might want to go ahead and post the "White guys in the NBA" piece before Bengalzone gets reported to some "Come whine to me because you are to big of a p*ssy to handle things yourself" organization. It was actually all covered in the Wesley Snipes/Woody Harrelson movie "White Men Can't Jump." I think everyone should be able to laugh at themselves. Which reminds me... Anyone ever watch "Mind of Mencia" on Comedy Central ??He and Dave Chappelle are my two favorite unanimated shows on the South Park Network. Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Posted March 17, 2006 I guess now that Bill Lester here is racing in the Nascar truck series, this joke doesn't work anymore!Good luck Bill! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted March 17, 2006 Report Posted March 17, 2006 Speaking of Mencia, his new stand up had me laughing about this sport...A white driver being sponsored by "Saltines"A hispanic driver being sponsored by "Spic-n-Span"A black driver being sponsored by "Church's"He had me cracking the f*ck up !!! Once again people, assuming you can laugh at yourself...WHODEY !!! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted March 18, 2006 Author Report Posted March 18, 2006 Speaking of Mencia, his new stand up had me laughing about this sport...A white driver being sponsored by "Saltines"A hispanic driver being sponsored by "Spic-n-Span"A black driver being sponsored by "Church's"He had me cracking the f*ck up !!! Once again people, assuming you can laugh at yourself...WHODEY !!!If you're going to watch Carlos, (especially his special that just air this week on Comedy Central!) you best have your racially self depreciating sense of humor securely engaged. Quote
Bobcat Bengal Posted April 6, 2006 Report Posted April 6, 2006 (**Please nobody cop an attitude here, or I'll post the top ten reasons why there aren't many white guy's in the NBA!**) 10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING. 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT IN THE TURNS. 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC. 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WITH ONE HAND WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS WITH THE OTHER. 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE EARNHARDT JR. WHEN HE PITS. 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE. 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO. 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC. 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS AREN'T IN NASCAR: 1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.I somehow doubt that there are that many black folks perusing this board, so you're safe.Anyway, 10, 9, 8, 4 and 3 were funny, especially the Cadillac sponsorship.The rest were weak. Quote
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