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September 11, 2022 vs Pittsburgh Steelers

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Playoff positioning


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It's all over but the shouting

- Desperate Derelicts already had bye locked up

- DD needs 9 points tonite from A.Johnson & K.Walter to lock up undisputed 1st place

- E-nnihilators drill Northsiders 141-98; steal 2nd place & bye

- Feline Felons grab 3rd, just 5 points short of bye

- Northsiders will fall to 4th at 9-4

- Unless MJD has a 250 yard day, Ocho Cinco will finish 5th at 8-5

- Southpaw & D'Animal both lose, so Southpaw will back into 6th spot at 7-6

Tentative match-ups:

#1 Desperate Derelicts (10-3) bye, will play winner of

#4 Northsiders (9-4) vs. #5 Ocho Cinco (8-5)

- Ocho won first meeting in week 4 by 25

- Ocho will have won 6 in a row

- Northsiders have won 3 out of last 4, averaging +125 points / game

#2 E-nnihilators (9-4) bye, will play winner of

#3 Feline Felons (9-4) vs. #6 Southpaws (7-6)

- Felons won 1st meeting in week 6 by 21

- Felons have won 5 of last 6

- Southpaws are reeling, having lost 4 of last 5

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FINAL STANDINGS

7 Desperate Derelicts …. 10 -- 3 …( 1710.4 points) ( 1 )

2 E-nnihilators …………….. 9 -- 4 …( 1600.9 ) ( 2 )

11 Feline Felons …………. 9 -- 4 …( 1595.2 ) ( 3 )

10 Northsiders ……………. 9 -- 4 …( 1486.18 ) ( 5 )

4 Ocho Cinco's ……………… 8 -- 5 …( 1505.54 ) ( 4 )

3 Southpaws ………………. 7 -- 6 …( 1433.62 ) ( 6 )

6 Vote Danimal in '08 …. 7 -- 6 …( 1298.2 ) ( 8 )

8 Bengals44 ………………… 5 -- 8 …( 1340.4 ) ( 7 )

5 PA_Bengal fan …………… 5 -- 8 …( 1264.24 ) ( 10 )

12 Weaponized …………… 4 -- 9 …( 1119.6 ) ( 12 )

9 Billy's Boys …………………. 2 -- 11 …( 1221.72 ) ( 11 )

1 Sporrans from hell ….. 2 -- 11 …( 1296.38 ) ( 9 )

MVP'S

Player …………………….. Owner........... Fan Pts

Matt Forte ………………… Feline Felons ……… 244.0

Anquan Boldin ………. Northsiders 242.9

Drew Brees ………………… E-nnihilators ……… 235.9

Larry Fitzgerald …… E-nnihilators ……… 232.5

Aaron Rodgers ………. PA_Bengal fan ……… 229.7

Thomas Jones …………… Feline Felons ……… 228.9

Kurt Warner ……………… Desperate Derelicts … 228.6

Andre Johnson ………. Desperate Derelicts … 225.6

Marion Barber ………. Northsiders ……….. 222.6

Jay Cutler ………………… Desperate Derelicts … 220.8

Greg Jennings ………. E-nnihilators ……… 213.7

Roddy White ……………… Desperate Derelicts … 211.9

Adrian Peterson …… Sporrans from hell …. 209.5

Frank Gore ………………… Desperate Derelicts … 208.0

Philip Rivers ………. Southpaws …………. 205.7

Clinton Portis ………. Bengals44 …………… 205.5

Maurice Jones-Drew .. Vote Danimal in '08 …. 204.7

DeAngelo Williams … Weaponized ……… 204.7

Steve Slaton …………… Ocho Cinco's ……… 203.4

Michael Turner ………. Ocho Cinco's ……… 202.9

Marshawn Lynch …… Weaponized ……… 202.7

LaDainian Tomlinson … E-nnihilators ……… 202.5

Chris Johnson ………. Desperate Derelicts … 200.5

Top TE = Tony Gonzales (Felons-189.9) ; Jason Witten (D'Animal-146.9) ; Chris Cooley (Derelicts-141.1)

Top K = Rob Bironas (Felons - 118); 10 within 10 points

Top D = Baltimore (Ocho - 173) ; Tampa Bay (Derelicts - 151) ; Chicago (PA_Bengal (144)

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Results

Feline Felons 139.58

Southpaws 98.16

Ocho Cinco's 137.52

Northsiders 85.48

This week

#1 Desperate Derelicts vs. #5 Ocho Cinco's - DD won in week 5 (169.18 - 119.00)

#3 Feline Felons vs. #2 E-nnihilators - E-nnihilators won in week 4 (163.02 - 112.76)

#6 Southpaws vs. #4 Northsiders (5th place) - Southpaws won in week 3 (128.80 - 88.04)

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- In a real yawner, the Cubs beat the White Sox, errrr, the #4 Northsiders clobbered #6 Southpaws by 60 points (152-92). Northsiders are awarded 5th place.

- With an amazingly balanced attack (no player scored less than 16, Kicker & Defense combined for 37) the #3 Feline Felons destroyed the #2 E-nnihiliators (Annihilated the Destroyers?) by 50, 165-102.

- Missing Frank Gore and Reggie Bush, the Desperate Derelicts had their worst game of the year and got crushed by #5 Ocho Cinco behind Steve Smith’s & Michael Turner’s 59 points. – 137–104

- Consolation Game - #1 Desperate Derelicts vs. #2 E-nnihiliators - DD beat him in September by the score of 144-131

- CHAMPIONSHIP - #3 Feline Felons vs. #5 Ocho Cinco – Felons won mid-season meeting 137- 115. Had they played every week, the Felons would have won 7 of 13, plus the last 2 weeks.

ODDS: Felons by 8

O/U: 265 points

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- Consolation Game - #1 Desperate Derelicts vs. #2 E-nnihiliators

- CHAMPIONSHIP - #3 Feline Felons vs. #5 Ocho Cinco

ODDS: Felons by 8

O/U: 265 points

CHAMPIONSHIP: #3 Feline Felons, behind P.Manning's & R.Wayne's 50 points, pulled away from #5 Ocho Cinco to secure the Championship by the score of 142 - 126

Felons covered, and the OVER won by 3 points!

In the Consolation game (about as meaningful as the Pro-bowl), top seeded DD edged #2 E-nnihiliators 114-111. It's the first time the E-nnihiliators dropped 2 in a row all season.

All hail Jimmy, the BZ SELECT Champ!!!! :bow:

See you guys next year (where I will once again dominate the regular season & fade at the end)!

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