DesperateDerelict Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and orange sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bengal's flag, and in every window was a Who Dey towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Carson Palmer get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Carson's house, it's mine". WHO DEY! Quote
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