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Probably not, at least our bust of a QB took us to the playoffs one year, yours was absolutely terrible. Even though he is healthy he cannot make a backup spot on a NFL Europe team.

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"Oh yeah? Well, my multi-million-dollar, First Round Bust wasn't nearly as bad as yours was."

"Yeah? But at least my Screw-Up sucked in two leagues. On two continents! If you count the NFLE, he duped four different teams to give him money."

"Yeah, but your Embarrassment got cut that last time because the team signed Luke McCown, the 3rd string QB from a 4-12 team. Freakin' Luke McCown! He's not even the best quarterback in his family."

"But that's your 4-12 team. There wouldn't have even been a spot on your roster for Luke McCown if your Laughing Stock didn't suck so bad."

"But my Colossal Blunder ended up signing with the Packers, which wouldn't have been possible if your Nightmare hadn't already been cut by them."

"Exactly. When teams are looking for 3rd string backups, they sign my team's Disasters first. Your team's Catastrophes aren't even first choice. They have to settle for my Horrorshow's sloppy seconds."

"Well, at least my Humiliation still has a chance to embarrass himself and my team one more time. Your Debasement already aired out his last chance this past spring."

"On cable TV. Your Skeleton In The Closet had to settle for a write-up on a website. When he finally fades into oblivion, nobody will even notice. Your team won't even get a chance to relive the horrible, nausea-inducing experience."

"Not if I can help it. I'll be bragging about it to anybody who will listen."

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"Oh yeah? Well, my multi-million-dollar, First Round Bust wasn't nearly as bad as yours was."

Nice. :lol:

I don't have much interest in debating which player busted harder, it was definately Akili, but I was taken aback reading how much Tim Couch pocketed from the Browns. So if anyone still wants to point a busted finger in either direction I'd start there. Remember, the Browns gave Couch an 8 million dollar roster bonus even as Brownie bust whispers were being replaced with shouts. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Akili was buried on the depth chart, still complaining about being denied the opportunity to earn any of the incentives included in his contract.

Ehhh?

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